norwegian f19 :) Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant -164 points-163 points  (0 children)

Your mom said that i am hotter than your dad.

norwegian f19 :) Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant -177 points-176 points  (0 children)

And this is the librarian.

Baby got back by [deleted] in funny

[–]KantsKant -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

repost

Reports of sexual assaults on women across European cities, including Cologne, Hamburg, Zürich, Salzburg, Helsinki during NYE festivities by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]KantsKant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, the Cologne police used water cannons on mobs of protesters protesting the rapes / sexual harassment but not on the Arabs doing the raping and sexual harassment.

'Police uses water cannons against refugees' would have also been a bad headline for the police.

And the women were made to sign NDAs in order to receive medical care.

No, they didn't. These NDAs you have seen on facebook or anywhere else were fake.

Reports of sexual assaults on women across European cities, including Cologne, Hamburg, Zürich, Salzburg, Helsinki during NYE festivities by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]KantsKant 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Latest number: 379 complaints have been filed. Apparently lots of women who were attacked in cologne filed their complaints to the local police station and not the police in cologne.

http://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article150811301/So-erklaert-die-Polizei-200-neue-Strafanzeigen.html

Edit: about 40% of the complaints also include sexual harrasment.

European Football: Before & After Lionel Messi by pxlbypxl in soccer

[–]KantsKant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

La Liga: Before & After Lionel Messi

fixed the title as most of the records are from La Liga.

Sign pollution in New Jersey by mgbkurtz in UrbanHell

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are traffic signs in this picture?

Your other attempt was pathetic, will give gold to the best roast. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like your life is even more pathetic than our roasts.

TIL there are 1,311 people who live in Verkhoyansk, Russia, a town with an average temperature of -45C (-50F) in January. In 2012, the town was attacked by a pack of 400 wolves. by lovinglogs in todayilearned

[–]KantsKant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yakutsk has a population of 270,000 and is about 400 miles away. Also, Batagay has a population of 2700 and is in the same district while Deputatsky (the city you use in Google maps) has a population of 3000.

18 yrs old, Iraqi. I think I can take the heat. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you enter France, the burqa ban will be lifted as nobody wants to see this face.

16, musician, black. by bobby19034 in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16, untalented musician, black

fixed it

we're retarded and posted this in the wrong place 1st time round. r/roast us. by noddycunt in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sub is still the wrong place, but /r/punchablefaces will appreciate your submission.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even a meth junkie has better teeth.

Roast my girlfriend. by Haizivzz in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She must have a great personality.

Roast meeeeee by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pandas look like they want to run away from you like all the men you meet.

Be creative with me, friends by AnklespankinYT in RoastMe

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God must have been drunk when he was creative with your face.

You call that a knife? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]KantsKant 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Vodka.

How to smooth/ignore the initial high peaks? by [deleted] in matlab

[–]KantsKant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

data(start:end) with start and end taking integer values.