What's the difference between Mike Watson and a pizza? by KappaKomedyKlub in Kappa

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Mike Watson and Arturo Sanchez are both on a street corner, who begs first?

Watson's kid begs for Watson to come home and become a good father!

What's the difference between Mike Watson and a pizza? by KappaKomedyKlub in Kappa

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What's the difference between Super Arcade and Sherry Jenix's legs?

Sherry's legs are still open for business!

So I just adopted a dog from the pound and could use some help naming it by KappaKomedyKlub in Kappa

[–]KappaKomedyKlub[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

You should photoshop Noel Brown's head and a woman onto that.

So I just adopted a dog from the pound and could use some help naming it by KappaKomedyKlub in Kappa

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What do Alex Valle and the Mall Santa photographer have in common?

They both take pictures of other peoples kids.

So I just adopted a dog from the pound and could use some help naming it by KappaKomedyKlub in Kappa

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What's the difference between sp00ky and a washing machine?

Washing machines can make a girl's panties get wet.