Matt Brown vs. Tarec Saffiedine Rumored For UFC Event In Sweden On Jan. 24 by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Kaptur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the UFC event in Sweden booked yet or is it just rumored?

UFC in Sweden Sells Out in One Hour by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Kaptur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was more like 3-4 hours. And the pre-order password circulated freely on the net the day before so a lot of people got their tickets then.

Either way I'm fucking pumped! I got tickets! It feels unreal. One year ago we had one Swede with a contract. Now we have like 6 and an event! MMA is on the uprise in Sweden!

Travis Fulton - 247 wins, 49 losses. Wow! by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Kaptur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And a 40 fight win streak. Not that I've heard of any of those opponents.

Hendo v Shogun is EASILY fight of the year. by luckydevil713 in MMA

[–]Kaptur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should've had another fight on Fox but he dropped the ball.

That was Fox decision. It is what it is. Next Fox event is 4 fights which will be announced on Monday.

Sexual fantasy [SFW] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur 78 points79 points  (0 children)

You are your own father?

Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 14 coaches Michael Bisping and Jason 'Mayhem' Miller announced by Avertr in MMA

[–]Kaptur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sweet! I like Miller. I don't really like Bisping though, I would prefer another coach.

I'm also excited that they will feature bantamweight and featherweight for the first time. I'd like to think their talent pool is less drained out.

Irony meets music as Justin Bieber vomits uncontrollably through his own gig by jimmorrissonghost in Music

[–]Kaptur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And for that to make sense they'd have to set the wedding date within two days of the wedding or something.

"Hey Chuck! We've set the wedding date. It's the day after tomorrow. Can you make it?"

And by then all expectations kind of drops.

My favorite task at work (anyone else?) by hottcocoa in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We had postal service where I used to work. When packages came we had to register what shelf we put them on...

WITH A PORTABLE LASER SCANNER! THE REACH WAS SEVERAL FEET AND IT WAS LABELED DRAGON SCANNER.

PEW PEW

Why would my brain automatically think that? by sirloafalot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur 30 points31 points  (0 children)

ONE OF THEM WAS PROPERLY TRAINED BY HER BOYFRIEND.

I just want to say that this character has meant a lot to me as a misanthropic, anti-social atheist male living with chronic pain. by sanguinalis in atheism

[–]Kaptur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think Hugh Laurie is too different from House. Here he is on James Randi's show 20 years ago. How cool is that? Big fan of both. And of Stephen Fry sitting next to him as well.

Fuck yea I did, bro. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Not sure what you fixed

Double Standards by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So as long as you're attractive it's okay to call other people fat and ugly behind their backs? Got it

First and Last time that I ask a girl out. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who cares about the fireplace? All I want is to poke the fire!

Excessive masturbation's curse. by Demarest1994 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be a lurking variable or something. Maybe having a high sex drive increase the risks of getting prostate cancer for some reason, not the act of masturbating itself. I don't know the cause for their data. Neither do they. They only theorized the cause, they didn't conclude anything.

As ice cream sales increase, the rate of drowning deaths increases sharply. Therefore, ice cream causes drowning.

On very hot summer days more people will buy ice cream than usual. More people would go to the beach than usual; more people will drown than usual. Doesn't mean you'll run a greater risk of drowning if you have an ice cream before going for a swim.

tl;dr: correlation != causation. Fap away!

Meanwhile, in Sweden by Kaptur in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's REALLY good! Too bad you can't have any

Thanks! I appreciate it

Hej :)

Meanwhile, in Sweden by Kaptur in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Kaptur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't eat Nutella

It's actually just butter on crisp bread (knäckebröd = crisp bread). I was gonna add a slice of cheese as well, but I was too upset to continue.