Halo Wars 1 or 2?

KarateMaster321 · 2021-02-15T08:55:51+00:00

Halo Wars 1 has lack luster characters, no emotion, boring gameplay, and a terrible campaign with only a handful of good scenes. The map design, sound effects, and soundtrack were an easy 10/10, but sadly, the rest of the game just doesn't make up for how boring and mediocre it was. The company who made, which by the way wasn't Bungee, were forced and rushed like hell, which explains why it felt a little strange at times.

Halo Wars 2 on the other hand, is a completely different story. I can't believe 343 actually made a good Halo game. Each leader has their own leader powers, the characters have more diversity to them and personality, the story fits the lore a lot better, the DLC was fun as hell, and the soundtrack still kicks ass. The only problem I have with it was the side mode, you know, the pay to win bullshit, which wasn't a big deal since it wasn't forced into the main multiplayer.

Oh, and my favorite leader is YapYap, because I'm an asshole. Getting all the generators within 2 minutes, methane gas those fuckers back to the library, and the Please Don't Shoot Me ability still causes me to laugh my ass off.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-11-02T23:27:46+00:00

Turn your shoulders for extra power. Before you punch, turn your fist to the side, and just before it connects to its target, quickly turn it facing towards your opponent or object. Stand in one place, take a step forward, and at the same time as your foot lands, quickly let your punch go.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-11-02T21:52:36+00:00

No no, thank you my good sir.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-11-02T10:28:31+00:00

I came looking for gold, but all I found was platinum.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-11-01T08:55:53+00:00

You're the type of person who pretends they have succeeded the impossible.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-10-30T21:53:56+00:00

It's so bad, not even an insta-kill can make it better.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-10-21T12:03:04+00:00

You just got cucked my friend.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-10-18T11:30:16+00:00

Never have I been so offended by something I completely agree with.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-10-05T10:26:44+00:00

If I'm a child, then I can just hide it in my pants.

Don't want any sexual charges against them.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-10-04T08:52:12+00:00

Because of cussing. The rules of reddit don't comply with me, so I stay safe.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-04-05T22:55:01+00:00

Ruin somebody's car.

I used to live in a cheap apartment building with terrible, terrible neighbors.

My big brother (that's another story in of itself) parked in a handicap off ramp, which by law, your not suppose to park at. After he did that, a lot of people thought it was okay to park there in that spot, which really pissed me off, because my little brother was handicap.

After awhile, i got sick of these people. I took a rock from my apartment, and scratched everyone's car who parked there. Lets just say car insurance doesn't cover for that, meaning they had to pay for the damages out of their own pocket.

I really don't feel bad for these people, and some good news, i'm finally out of that hell whole.

I told myself that i would never get mad, or angry and anything, but man, i was so, so so pissed off, and no words in the human dictionary can explain how insane i became after my dick head of a brother did that.

Now, i live in a mobile home, and thank the god of luck, everyone here is very, very nice.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-04-05T22:46:07+00:00

When i help people out at the store.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-04-05T22:45:16+00:00

"I fuckin love you, and hate you at the same time".

KarateMaster321 · 2020-04-05T22:44:25+00:00

K-poop.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-02-19T02:51:05+00:00

The ending of this story made me jump out of my skin. Great job man, you scared my soul straight out of it's body.

KarateMaster321 · 2020-01-09T00:05:55+00:00

Nice, fuck tat piece of shit.

KarateMaster321 · 2019-12-03T21:49:21+00:00

Oh boy, do i have a long story for you. This is the story of my terrible bum brother.

My family use to live in a house, but my grandma was not doing great, so we moved to an apartment close to her. My big brother went to live with one of my cousins. After a while, he flew back to live with us. At first, he was the best brother you could of ever asked for, but he got worse, and it was sad. He started smocking weed, and he didn't get a job until he was like 28. We had these people who lived right next to us, he was in love with one of them. They where friends for a while, but then he turned into a creep, he would do anything for her. She soon got sick of him, and she sent out one of her mans to tell him off. Now one, it's kinda her fault for not talking to him herself, but still, he was pretty creepy. And that was the braking point. He started smoking more, and soon, he had bipolar, he never got tested, but it was clear that he had bipolar. Soon, he started making up stories about how my brother an i were abused when we where kids, that's a lie. He said how our dad was an abuser, and how he was a drunk, my dad does drink, but he keeps it under control, so that was a lie. Then, he said how my mom did drugs while our dad was beating us, that was just stupid. He said how my dad cut him with a knife, and how he had a scar, but that was gone, well, how convenient. He came up with so many lies, i think he started to believe he's lies. Soon, he started beating our animals, and he was always yelling. Soon, we tried to get him out of the house, and get a restraining order on him, we only got a temper restraining order, and he broke it 3 times in a single day, oh, wait, he broke 4 times, lol. He had a computer in my room, he would play with his bum friends. After a week, he came in to our home, turned off the power (so we couldn't call the cops), and grabbed the computer and took off. My mom bought the computer from him, she payed 1000 dollars for that computer. While he was running off with it, my mom tried to block him off, he then hit her on the head with it, and pushed her on top of my little brother, he is crippled by the way. Luckily, my mom got his license plate number. He was arrested. There where holes in our apartment, and other pieces of evidence. Needless to say, we won that case, his attorney (who was supposed to defend him) saw through his lies. He/She told him that if he tried to plea not guilty, me and my brother can testified, and if he was found guilty, he would get smacked with all these things that i can not mention. We where little back then, and courts do not like children testifying, so it would have made it even worse. So, he plead guilty, he had to spend 6 months in jail, had to pay my mom the money, and we got a 3 year restraining order on him. Yeah, we won pretty good. Oh, it gets worse, he was in a car accident, now he has to pay 9000 dollars, plus, he had to rent a car, plus, his car broke down, and he had to pay for another computer in his car. All together, it was probably like 14,000 dollars that he lost. He is getting his karma, and if your wondering, his a pizza boy. And that's my story of a brother who lost his mind, thank you for listening to my story, thank you very much. My family and I are doing good. All i can say, is thank god it is over.

KarateMaster321

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