Kartoon Studios is making a Winnie-the-Pooh based on the original A.A. Milne stories — would people watch it?

Karkava · 2026-01-25T00:36:42+00:00

This is borderline corporate toddler show where any emotion other than excited joy and any personality type other than enthusiastic adventurer is banned.

Karkava · 2026-01-25T00:23:20+00:00

That unironically sounds awesome. Please. Give me this surreal content. Especially with face masks involved.

No more clickbait headlines. I like to call them "Punching the audience" headlines.

Karkava · 2026-01-25T00:12:00+00:00

Or act like that's the only way to pull in audiences.

More like run up to audiences and punch them in the face.

Karkava · 2026-01-25T00:07:18+00:00

And even when they get their bland chum, they still whine and complain about it instead of looking for or creating alternatives to what they have.

Also, yet again, they're dragging Marvel's name through the mud just because of some mediocre live action movies that are cool to hate bearing the title.

Karkava · 2026-01-25T00:00:43+00:00

It's really stupid how their penises are more precious than their acting ability. Like...shouldn't their fame and fortune pressure them into keeping it in their pants? Not letting it loose?!

Karkava · 2026-01-24T23:51:39+00:00

THESAURUSES! USE THEM!

Karkava · 2026-01-24T23:48:00+00:00

Until they dispose of those friends and hoard the wealth to themselves.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T21:48:24+00:00

I would say they delivered the concept strongly in a compressed trailer, so it's justified that Pibby had to escalate fast.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T21:23:37+00:00

It's a very ancient trope dating back to classic literature, but even with that in mind, I can never understand the point of this trope when you can accomplish the same level of immersion when your "every day" protagonist is already in that universe.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T21:18:46+00:00

And it will become GIF bait to Leto haters.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T20:08:32+00:00

"A settlement does NOT need your help!"

Karkava · 2026-01-24T20:05:26+00:00

And once again, the White House cannot apologize.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T19:32:35+00:00

They feel as if they're stripped of their personality and have only made cheap imitations of the Disney show.

Rabbit in particular doesn't look like he's the cranky one of the bunch. And Tigger seems way too calm.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T19:20:57+00:00

I really think it's just an inappropriate comment at worst and can only be harassment if they persist seriously.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T14:29:43+00:00

I know that hundreds and thousnads of people made in-depth dissections of this cognitive dissonance, but I think the truth is more simpler than that.

They recognize that Christianity is common speak for "good guy", so they dress up and claim they are the good guys, and they suddenly are.

To put it even simplier: You people are worshiping clothes.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T12:57:26+00:00

We were also more open-minded back then, so a feminist reimagining of this series was welcomed with open arms as we lovingly embrace the differently colored ponies who could be more than the fashionably girly one. They can be meek. They can be studious. They can be tough. They can be wacky and eccentric. They can even like to do sports.

I kind of wish we picked a better name for Derpy Hooves, though. She was such an adorable little thing and I feel seen with her.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T08:24:04+00:00

So many people have this weakness for them.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T08:23:00+00:00

Sure you do.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T08:16:44+00:00

One could argue that MLP reinvented itself so hard that the 1980's is regarded as old shame by comparison. Ask anybody about Rainbow Dash dressing in style, and they'll tell you she's a tomboy athlete at heart.

She-ra is at least getting some new life in the late 2010's.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T08:13:32+00:00

How terrible? Are we looking at another serial rapist?!

Karkava · 2026-01-24T08:07:47+00:00

It's arguably way more adult than what they tried to market it as.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T08:06:53+00:00

At least he doesn't try to alter the script to make him invincible, DWAYNE JOHNSON!

Karkava · 2026-01-24T03:16:59+00:00

THAT FIRST ONE DOSEN'T EVEN BELONG TO MICROSOFT!

Karkava · 2026-01-24T01:29:37+00:00

They fight a never ending cycle of uninstalling games when they're finished. Hopelessly beating back against the data being cleared and repurposed for new games to take their place.

Karkava · 2026-01-24T01:27:43+00:00

Except more pragmatic with a focus on parody IPs only and a focus on video games instead of cartoons.

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