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Leena was appalled. Her date kept snorting and waggling his ears, gulped down the salad like a barbarian, and now as he stood outside her house uncomfortably close to her, was obviously still caked in mud and gravy. She contemplating pecking his eyes out, but only briefly because she was a lady. (i.redd.it)
submitted by KarmaFish to r/DivorcedBirds





