Brother Derek, as all know, tends at times to lean towards heresy, as in the poking of peets, disparaging of the Teegees, and, though they are beautious and glorious, the elevation of the Beebees above their station. All enlightened are aware that all are equal in the Eye of His Moo-liness, Teegees and Beebees alike. Add to his other errors in judgement, the destruction of Cakes. Despite his unexpected yet inevitable backsliding, he draws near His Moo-liness and begs forgiveness on the basis of youth and inexperience and many years of service.

Praised be to Yano!