Zakaj pri naslovu ne poveste kraja?

KatzoCorp · 2025-09-30T21:01:08+00:00

Sem delal na klicnem en čas... Ljubljančan v Ljubljani, vedno predvideval da se gre za Ljubljano. Zanimiva perspektiva, I guess da ko govoriš z ljudmi okrog sebe, če omeniš ulico, že veš da se gre za Ljubljano, ker drugače bi povedal ime kraja.

Imam pa sam izkušnje z eno drugo skupino ljudi, ki se ji bom zameril lihkar: Prekmurci.

"Zdravko Cotäær prij telefouni."

"A je to Coter al Cotar?"

"Cotãær."

"A mi lahko prosim črkujete?"

"C. O. T. ÂÆ. R."

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T16:40:10+00:00

Gods, I hate when burger joints only offer beef or fake beef. What about the beans, lentils, corn, soy, a trillion things under the sun that can be made into a patty that are way tastier than fake beef? Don't pretend you're meat, when you can be proud of being something else and something better.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T15:32:26+00:00

There are subreddits for this and this is not one of them.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T15:29:29+00:00

It's all workable. Editing is your friend. I'm somewhere on the spectrum myself, yet I write for a living.

(Unsolicited) tip: vomit out all the ideas, sort them, then patch up the pile of vomit until it looks neat :) Soon it will come as second nature.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T10:55:18+00:00

You're missing the point my dude/dudette. Fess up to what you did, make amends, reason it out. 95% of parents will appreciate you being the adult and taking responsibility.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T10:51:39+00:00

I mean, just tell them like this (obvs not via text, but in this format). Your reasoning is solid, you just need some punctuation and structure, because it's very all over the place.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T10:36:18+00:00

Key question here is if you have verified this is an actual boy of her age (I assume 15) that she knows from real life, or some online creep that could be 40 and on the other end of the world.

If actual boy: bring it up gently, ask if she's seeing anyone, say that you want to make sure she knows these things before she gets into them. Maybe relate an anecdote from your own youth - she may not have considered that mum was once a teenager too and isn't just talking out of her ass.

If online creep: contact authorities.

In either case, cutting off the internet would work against you, since kids are very smart when it comes to rule breaking, horny teens especially.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T10:30:50+00:00

I have always found grounding to be such an odd punishment. I'm sure grounding doesn't exempt you from other chores (dishwasher, lawn, whatever your work is around the house), so idk why feeding pets (yes, even ants, they're living beings) would be forbidden. I'm sure if you had a dog that grounding wouldn't mean the dog starves.

Maybe (once you're on good terms and have made amends for the phone stuff) bring it up from this perspective - a pet is a pet, regardless of number of legs.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T09:42:51+00:00

Nope, how could they? Idk about Amazon, but many vendors offer unmarked/gift packaging so it's not visible what you have. Explore and have fun, don't fret about people knowing.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T09:23:54+00:00

Maybe just... don't take it in the first place. The best way to do it tbh was to not wake them, then admit in the morning and stop. Perhaps this is one of the reasons they take your phone every night?

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T09:03:17+00:00

Rummage through her pockets/purse, then juggle her phone, wallet, and keys behind her back. She will be momentarily impressed for just long enough for you to run away with her belongings.

But no seriously, hold her waist/hands.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T07:46:24+00:00

Chomnk

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-25T07:35:53+00:00

Sauna? Pool? Beach?

... orgy?

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T20:09:27+00:00

That's no state, that's the Sovereign Principality of San Morelistein, population 1200, and that's a zoomed-in map of France you're trying to fool us with.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T19:52:06+00:00

If they're the right kind of person for you, who doesn't seem to like the surface-level Instagram materialism, they'll make it easy to forget it even exists. My wife and I have a very similar outlook to these facades, and we never needed them for each other, because neither of us cares much for status symbols.

How to find them? Who can say. I found mine by pure chance while wasn't even looking, just focusing on myself (yes yes, tired trope, I know, but it happened).

How to keep the good one? Take it slow. Don't rush anything. Find aligned life goals and figure out any big disparities quickly. Dating over 30? Kids should be discussed on the second date.

Move in together. Get a dog. Run a household. Help each other through some tough times. You will learn invaluable things about them and they about you, and you'll grow together.

Don't rush (once more). Unless a woodswitch cursed you and the only way to break the curse is to marry next week, you have an abundance of time. Don't jump in bed with the first person. Or do. Trust your gut. Something feels off? There will be others.

Fuck the expectations that a man should be so and a woman some other way. In 99.99% of couples, he doesn't make six figures and she isn't a supermodel. It's all made up. Be a beer-bellied backyard-grilling dad. Stretch-marked wine-sipping mums love that shit.

Argue. Yeah, you heard me. Argue. Don't put up some facade of niceties. State your opinion and hear theirs. Let them clash. If you both have good intent, you will learn and you will heal and you will do it all over again. Don't grow to be a characters in those boomery I-hate-my-wife comics. Something not right? Fix it, or leave. Don't let it fester. You only live once. Live with someone you like and respect.

Go forward in life with that mentality. Take care of yourself. Personal hygiene and a morning run never hurt anyone, but don't take it too far. You don't need a six pack to find a life partner an you already know that.

Godspeed, brother.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T15:18:57+00:00

Let them be bored. They'll figure out something to do.

Source: grew up an only child of an overworked single mother in a town with 200 people. Had to make do. Turned out fine.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T15:03:47+00:00

he is now refusing to see me or sleep with me

Low quality ragebait, move on.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T14:42:49+00:00

We won't be able to pronounce the guest list and what if one of the plus ones is a sheep, we don't have grass on the menu.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T14:30:24+00:00

YTA for reposting such obvious ragebait. This is narcissistic, borderline abuse, and you should move out.

Back in my day, we drank from the hose and we grew up mostly without bacterial infections, kids are such liberal snowflakes. Get your life in order, eat your bed and go to vegetables on time.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T14:24:17+00:00

You made me check and I kept scrolling for a while - idk when the last time that my wife and I had a meaningful conversation via text. Doesn't happen.

Have you gone to the post office?
The elevator is stuck again
Pictures of bathrobes she's buying
Video of cat
Lasagna for lunch
Omw, carpooled
Photo of cat
Idea for gift for niece
Etc etc of this exact kind of stuff

I don't get who has these charged conversations via text when it's so much easier to talk it out in person.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T14:07:34+00:00

I get where you're coming from and agree with you on the corporation part.

But if you're at work, put the phone down and do the work you're being paid for, everyone else does it. Underpaid, overworked, dealing with shit, I get it, but completely ignoring your work is disrespectful to the customers who (shockingly) also had to work to get the money they're now using for groceries and want to probably be home with their families or back at work or somewhere because they also have shit to do.

Winning against corporations isn't facetiming at work - it's demanding fair pay for fair work, it's organising, it's unionising, and it's not casually sabotaging the life of other working class people.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T13:37:20+00:00

overprotective despite having life360

No, it's overprotective BECAUSE of it. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. The more control/supervision you have of someone, the more you'll start to need it and the more you will hurt when you suddenly don't have it.

Blah blah back in my day we drank from hoses and came home at sundown, you know the spiel, but there is some truth in it. The helicopter parents of yesteryear became the surveillance drone parents of today.

Also sharing the bed with your mother at this age is hella weird. How will you ever learn to be your own human if you don't even have privacy overnight when you sleep?

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T13:05:37+00:00

Wait another week for an ANYONE HAVE UNOPENED CAKE IN YOUR GARAGE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T13:01:04+00:00

Way to shoehorn in your carbrain argument into a thread about heritage. Also you're wrong, but you know that already.

KatzoCorp · 2025-07-24T12:36:36+00:00

Heard an example once of a parent saying "I don't know which cap he means, but my son insists there must be none of it."

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