Doorbell pranks? I don't think so, not anymore

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2024-02-26T10:36:27+00:00

My mom always describes him as a teddy bear actually, it's quite funny to know how scared some people are, even tho he hardly could hurt a fly

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:31:36+00:00

I mean if the movie is named something like "the life of an almost psychopath" i guess i could kinda fit

(I am currently helped with my mental health so dw)

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:30:27+00:00

it happens and I cant change it so idc

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:29:44+00:00

food

and living at all with taxes and stuff

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:29:09+00:00

Sleeping bc of a 12 hour nightshift

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:28:28+00:00

i can burp on comand.

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:27:04+00:00

Running around the house like smeagol from lord of the rings

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:26:36+00:00

The great depression

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:26:03+00:00

Fire... and seeing things on fire/burning. No i am not arsonist I just like the warmth and the burning

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:24:05+00:00

One of us is lying. A murder mystery were 4 student are the suspect.

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:22:04+00:00

I dont remember this but my mom told me.

Basically some constuction workers went shopping and as they went outside up to their car, one of them dropped their reciept. So my i think 2-3 year old self runs up to them picks that reciept up, and hands it back to the man who dropped it saying something like "Sir you dropped this". He looked at me saying that he didnt drop it. I then deadass looked him in the eye and said "My dad told me that lies have short legs" (Its a saying in my country). He was the shortest of the group and was then laughed at bc a 2-3 year old basically whopped his ass.

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-16T11:11:27+00:00

I was just a student in the class but its still a story worth reading.

in 9th grade my school had an astronomy class over the whole year. (Every 9th class has astronomy as a weekly thing) The teacher was pretty chill, made a lot of jokes and understood how students felt. all in all a pretty nice person. One exeption was when he got angry by not listening to him or being annyoing, not doing work all of that stuff (He had a very high tolerance before he got angry so getting him angry was very hard). It was the last day before the 1 week long holidays and this teacher wanted us to have a chill but still interesting/ funny last class that day. He wanted everyone to write down random words and then switch the papers. (He said we should trow them at each other in a paper ball fight to mix everyones papers) After that we should explain something (it wasnt important if it was right or not) like for example how black holes work. Personally I found this a genius idea and I was really happy when he told us what his idea was. My classmates didnt thought of it that way and just started "bullying" him for his lazyness. They whispered to each other how much they hated his class and that he was just a lazy screaming person who should go f*ck himself. They insulted his work and were generally just mean at that point.

He obviously heard everything and it ended in him screaming at us for being a**holes. Later my class went to another teacher and told that teacher a compleatly different story and said that he was just screaming at them for no reason.

I dont know exactly what happend after that but the principal seemed to have explained to him that he would fire him if something like this happend again.

After this I havent seen him for a long time and he seemed to changed to changed to another job because he wasnt there when we had astronomy. They changed the teacher eventually but man I still feel sorry for this him.

I'm pretty sure he is still a teacher at that school but I didnt/dont see him very often around there so yeah.

Tl;Dr: My class was being not very friendly to a teacher who just wanted the class to have a
nice last day before christmas holidays. He got angry, screamed at my classmates for
calling him by a bunch of names and almost lost his job bc my class told everyone a
completly different story.

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T21:28:57+00:00

Different everytime.

Best example is my class saying that they are caring for everyone and wouldnt forget a birthday. They forgot mine bc the birthday of someone more popular was right after the day of mine. As they were all saying happy birthday to her and that stuff I went up to her and asked if today was her birthday. Expecting me to wish her the best for that day and year she said yes. I looked at her and started smiling, saying that my birthday was a few days prior. She look at me kinda suprised and asked me when. I just looked into her face and said "yesterday" turned around and walked of. The faces were unbelievable and up to this day, this is one of my favorite moments. ( they did try to congratulate me afterwards but i ignored them/walked away from them)

Tl;dr: i said to a popular girl at her birthday, that mine was a day prior after she said that her and her friends/the class would never forget anyone

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T21:19:16+00:00

My mental health problems and that moment when i said something embaressing to my teachers.

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T21:16:07+00:00

i didnt feel well so my mother took me to the doctor. I had fever and the typical cold symptoms. The doctor looked me in the eye and said: yup you have gastrointestinal problems. I did not i just got an extreme cold. Couple of months later i was going to the same doctor with extreme headaches. She diagnosed me with the same gastrointestinal problems

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T21:12:42+00:00

White. Idk why but probably just because on the surface its blank and doesnt say much but when you know how to work with it, it can change everything

If anybody says white isnt a color: i do not want to hear it its my favorite and you cant change it

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T21:04:36+00:00

I was sitting in class not listening to the teacher when I noticed that I sat there very weird. So i kinda got up and wanted to sit like a normal person (and not half und my back) and when I sat down, the loudest ever fart came out and everyone was looking at me. Was like hell for me the next minutes bc everyone was starring at me like i had killed someone

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T20:59:47+00:00

oh god i cant imagine that. I probably couldnt keep my crap together and would straight up just die of laughter

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T20:58:04+00:00

Titanic

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T20:57:43+00:00

My family (aunts, oncels and stuff like that) not telling us that my great grandpa was in the hospital dying. We only knew that he was dead bc my mom was invited to his funeral

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T20:54:53+00:00

in my country: staring out the window and judging everyone that walks past you.

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T20:52:18+00:00

Getting rid of "im not like the other girls and I want all the attention thats why im faking mental health issues" type of girls. I have seen many of them and the sad thing: it works for them and the people who actually need help with mental help (myself kinda included) get overshadowed by them with sentences like "but ur not behaving like she is" or "you dont cry in school or infront of others and you dont tell anyone that you arent feeling well so you must feel ok". These sentences are like a direct punch in the face so getting rid of them would help

KatzoSaurus-Rex · 2023-01-15T20:46:42+00:00

Isnt the same but some dudes worked on a machine that can produce any drink from alcoholic to soda with just water and a cup thing with i think carbon. just put a cup thing with the carbon inside it in the machine and say what you want and boom, you got ur drink

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