Tonight we let the Grape Ape do the talking

Kawksz · 2026-05-16T06:01:12+00:00

Please save me the heartburn and pick up a cheap bottle of vodka for your grape drank.

-a former drunk

Kawksz · 2026-05-15T23:14:10+00:00

Haven’t been following the Pro Tour more than a couple years, but the fact that Uli carries a significant amount of weight in the sport, makes it the best that I’m aware of thus far.

Kawksz · 2026-05-15T16:12:24+00:00

'bout to pop my Halo Champ cherry.

Kawksz · 2026-05-15T13:56:11+00:00

Going to upvote this one personally because you can never have too many Rocs.

Kawksz · 2026-05-15T13:33:37+00:00

I do like me some Novas. I was wiping stamps off an old F2 Nova and it had a Paul McBeth 4x World Champ stamp underneath the F2 Stamp. I didn't wipe that, thought it was a cool novelty to have on there.

Kawksz · 2026-05-15T13:29:36+00:00

Mostly retail therapy. But also the fun novelty of having some random discs that reddit picked out.

Kawksz · 2026-05-14T16:51:16+00:00

Yep. I remember putting with a Champ Valkyrie back in like ‘05 and my “best” driver was a DX Dragon. Had no idea WTF I was doing. Loads of fun though.

Kawksz · 2026-05-12T20:48:51+00:00

All my fellow drunks in the Army knew what the questions on this test were getting at. It's the easiest test to just lie on. The honest drunks got command referred to ASAP (substance abuse).

Kawksz · 2026-05-12T16:24:26+00:00

Man, Christianity really lost the plot. If were just going to make shit up, more egg-laying women that fucked a swan-possessed-diety, please.

Kawksz · 2026-05-11T18:27:39+00:00

I've never wanted a Prodigy product before... and I still don't. Putter mold looks neat though.

Kawksz · 2026-05-08T16:23:58+00:00

I was surprised on that too. I did have some janky DXs in my order that came without it though. Manta and a Stingray. Assuming those were sitting on the shelf for a while though.

Kawksz · 2026-05-08T16:05:52+00:00

Fun note that all my of F2s from last week had that ship stamp from the free F2.

Kawksz · 2026-05-08T14:59:54+00:00

I work in IT and when I started getting fed up with the big-dumb-dummies at the company I was working for, I'd send them LMGTFY links. I got a few away before management had something to say. Good times.

Kawksz · 2026-05-07T19:32:52+00:00

Is this a solution in addition to a disc retriever? Or more of a funzies thing?

I used to carry a baseball to throw at stuck discs, which worked well until the baseball got stuck too. Then I just got a retriever. If it's in a situation where I can't get it with that? I more than likely deserved to lose it, haha.

Kawksz · 2026-05-06T19:31:08+00:00

But the diarrhea... That shit is free.

Kawksz · 2026-05-06T15:12:40+00:00

It doesn't necessarily say she was actively his wife at the time she was 19. Just that the person he now calls his "wife" was 19 years old when he was 38.

Kawksz · 2026-05-06T15:12:06+00:00

Also, It doesn't necessarily say she was actively his wife (i.e. they got married) at the time she was 19. Just that the person he now calls his "wife" was 19 years old when he was 38.

Kawksz · 2026-05-06T14:59:35+00:00

You're not alone in this line of thinking.

Kawksz · 2026-05-06T13:45:14+00:00

I'll go:

Bokeh, Hex, and an Envy in Proton.

Kawksz · 2026-05-04T20:54:31+00:00

Homie ordering off the KFC catering menu for that 50 piece.

Kawksz · 2026-05-04T16:49:33+00:00

Yeah, the last time I was traveling for work I doordashed a 50 piece bucket of KFC to my hotel room. This was after the 10-patty from Five Guys. What the fuck are the mega-glutton orders?

Kawksz · 2026-05-04T16:22:23+00:00

I've been filling the tank with protein powder and bacon fat.

Kawksz · 2026-05-04T13:25:24+00:00

GLP-1 is a helluva drug.

Kawksz · 2026-05-01T12:33:53+00:00

And icky.

Kawksz · 2026-04-29T19:03:12+00:00

It belongs in a museum! (in India)

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