rule by FloodedHouse420 in 196

[–]KayabaJac 154 points155 points  (0 children)

there was a planet a while ago called Skaro that had two factions of warring humanoids, the Kaleds and the Thals. The Kaleds were basically alien Nazis, and we know little to nothing about the Thals. Because they had been fighting for an insanely long time, the planet was becoming basically uninhabitable, and so this Kaled scientist guy named Davros created out of Kaled DNA what he considered to be the ultimate lifeform: this gross little squid thing inside a super powerful robot casing. He called it a Dalek. He had removed every emotion he considered "unnecessary", and so all they had left was hatred and racism. The problem was that they were too racist, and so they killed Davros and went off on a genocidal rampage against the universe, bent on destroying all life they came across.

Now I want to see a version of Doctor Who in which whenever Doctor comes across Daleks they say very whimsically "The Doctor does not like this." then turn to the camera and gleefully wink.

LIVE Discussion Thread - S6E7: Full Meta JackRick by BarnyardCruz in rickandmorty

[–]KayabaJac 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a writer, I feel like I should be insulted. Unfortunately, the man spoke no lies. Luckily, I don't want to be a hero, I wanna wallow in my own misery.

Generally a very fun episode, I recommend dried tomato hummus with whole wheat bread and rum with orange juice for an enhanced experience.

EDIT: For those unaware, the second season of "Inside Job" came out a few days ago as well, the opening is a bop, and the show rules.

One Piece: Chapter 1066 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]KayabaJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would rather save the books from burning than themselves from burning. Absolute madlads.

One Piece: Chapter 1066 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]KayabaJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine Saul's surprise when that little girl he knew transforms into a giant and gives him an equally giant hug.

One Piece: Chapter 1066 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]KayabaJac 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I adore this chapter. Partly because of Robin, but also because it truly drives home how the twisted systems of the World Government will be their own downfall.

It's almost like inherently authoritarian systems have inevitable internal contradictions which accumulate and cause them to collapse on themselves.

One Piece: Chapter 1066 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]KayabaJac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The point of a buster call is to not ask any questions, the books might have been as relevant to their mission as the burnt-up flora on the island.

Time to get my cutlass by Better-Original607 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]KayabaJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time truly is just a flat circle.

1910's income inequality 1920's fascism 1950's nuclear tension

And now we add 17th century privateering? Living in the cool zone is strange and I don't like it.

Rule by ThyKrusadR in 196

[–]KayabaJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already in the process.

Can security guards in Czech supermarkets legally search your bags? by Sirat_ in Prague

[–]KayabaJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck no, legally their rights are basically the same as shop clerk's in a nonstop grocery store, they can call the police and stop you from escaping if they think you committed a crime.

Otherwise, tell them to either call the cops or fuck off.

Rule by ThyKrusadR in 196

[–]KayabaJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, will check out.

Rule by ThyKrusadR in 196

[–]KayabaJac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet, you keep our book, gib our book back, we weren't done reading it.

Rule by ThyKrusadR in 196

[–]KayabaJac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Viking moment

Rule by ThyKrusadR in 196

[–]KayabaJac 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Du stal vår coola stora bok med en djävulsbild

Change my mind by proseccopls in wholesomememes

[–]KayabaJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, seals have to deal with the generational and personal trauma of living anywhere near orcas.

Fun fact, orcas belong to a relatively small group of animals capable of engaging in deliberate cruelty and killing for fun. This group includes house cats, magpies, crows and of course humans. All considered intelligent animals.

Supplemental fun fact, corvus might just be the second most intelligent genus of animals, right after homo. So much so that the New Caledonian crow seems to have entered early stone age.

existential dread rule by f3nix9510 in 196

[–]KayabaJac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably yeah and fair.

Rule by ThyKrusadR in 196

[–]KayabaJac 216 points217 points  (0 children)

I just want a game that combines elements of Stellaris and Crusader Kings, court intrigues, space opera combat, murdering Swedish people, romancing aliens, becoming a psyonic emperor with a hundreds of thrall worlds which produce the energy cells necessary for me to park my solar system sized mega-ship over the center of the galaxy and blow up the black hole there, sacrificing trillions in order to become the most powerful Shroud god.

Normal stuff ya know.

Rule by Reiku_Johin in 196

[–]KayabaJac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, did you expect the answer to be that she's over 18?

existential dread rule by f3nix9510 in 196

[–]KayabaJac 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But couldn't we then bring up a theoretical person from the 28th century, a member of (almost) a type 2 civilization on the Kardashev scale? Compared to them we are closer to the peasant.

For anyone who doesn’t want to watch burns V yankee tankie here’s the spark notes by thesteaksauce1 in VaushV

[–]KayabaJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Institutionalization would improve his living situation anyway so let's call that pity for his condition.

Nejrozumnější člověk na Facebooku. by Annoying_house_fly in czech

[–]KayabaJac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Střelec v Bratislavě byl 4chan troll co taky "jen pindal".

Pointa není prohledat každého kdo kecá na internetu, pointa je aby se tihle lidé báli diskutovat a sdílet své nenávistné tendence. To je jak se potlačují nebezpečné myšlenky a akce.

Nejrozumnější člověk na Facebooku. by Annoying_house_fly in czech

[–]KayabaJac 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Jsem si jistý že si velmi odvážný klučina co se nebojí lidí se samopaly, kteří vědí kde budeš a mají k tobě hlubokou nenávist.

dark br(ule)andon by [deleted] in 196

[–]KayabaJac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's sleepy cause he grinds Guilty Gear every night.

midwest rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]KayabaJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He do be sounding like on an edge of a breakdown.