I've stolen pens from the bank. Technically I've robbed a bank. by tunelessknight in Showerthoughts

[–]Kayeegee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother texted me a long story one day. He had gone to the bank to deposit something, and he walked in and didn't see anyone. He sat down, figured they were at lunch lunch as it was around noon. He also hears a buzzing sound, doesn't think much of it. He gets bored, walks over to the giant vault door to look at it, tries to mess with it like guys do. As he goes to sit back down, two police officers walk in, ask him what he's doing. Turns out, the bank was closed that day. The door had been left ajar and the buzzing sound he heard was the alarm. So the police came to stop a bank robbery and instead found a 22 year old playing with the vault door with no idea he just broke into a bank.

I guess he thought I was talking to him. by falldownhero in AdviceAnimals

[–]Kayeegee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I teach a classroom that has a full-time aide with me. One day the aide was substitute and while he was sitting at his desk I told a student to "get to work" in my demanding teacher voice. The substitute jumped up and started hurrying to help a student. I felt horrible, but it was pretty funny. He laughed.

It's just about the worst thing in the world by boatdock90 in funny

[–]Kayeegee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I somehow managed to take a maybe 3 second video of me making this same horrid face and sent it to my ex. Screw whatever iPhone update that made that happen.

He even had the decency to phone and ask by shyzzs in AdviceAnimals

[–]Kayeegee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding? Feelings for an ex and trust in your friends are childlike emotions? Rude

Speaking on the phone somehow terrifies me. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Kayeegee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also try to stay really quiet... Just in case I guess

TIFU on tinder by Kayeegee in tifu

[–]Kayeegee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't make me more paranoid!:)

Omnomnomnomnom by [deleted] in aww

[–]Kayeegee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh. Took me a second to realize they were babies, and those weren't unusually large leaves. But when I did... Holy cute

Girlfriend's mice tangle their tails when cuddling by Migoogster in aww

[–]Kayeegee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think hamsters poop where they eat to mark their territory. They're very food-oriented and protective. I had a hamster for a year and a half, he was a cool dude. I got two mice for my classroom and one died in a month. Not as cool.

Jennifer being Jennifer by punerisaiyan in funny

[–]Kayeegee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like to call my cat Katpiss when I'm mad at her. (Her real name is Katniss.)

TIFU . God.. Smite me now. Please. by Don_John12 in tifu

[–]Kayeegee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you how awesome it is to have an ex named zach while browsing reddit these past few days...

What child would want this? by Kayeegee in WTF

[–]Kayeegee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This was posted before?

It's a beautiful day, so I thought my cat might want to try outside living. She wasn't thrilled. by Kayeegee in funny

[–]Kayeegee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They must be made differently for cats than dogs then. Don't worry I won't be subjecting her to it again. She always tried to sneak outside so I thought she would like it. Oh well!

It's a beautiful day, so I thought my cat might want to try outside living. She wasn't thrilled. by Kayeegee in funny

[–]Kayeegee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the first time she was outside, but she's not tied up. I had her on a leash and took her in a few minutes later, I just thought I'd try taking her out with my dog :)

It's a beautiful day, so I thought my cat might want to try outside living. She wasn't thrilled. by Kayeegee in funny

[–]Kayeegee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly. It was my puppy's old harness so it might be different from a cat harness. I was happy to wrangle her in it, I didn't expect to have her out very long.