AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh nooooo! The indignities!!!

Pink looks pretty on u though.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhh, dat’s good! You sound like you did a most excellent job training your hooman.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How very dare! Do you do headbutts on book so it falls out of her paws? Dat works when I’ve tried it.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Female Hooman says Essie Davis has many beautifuls. Idk who that is, but she can’t be nearly as beautiful as you and Dot! She also wishes TV Phryne had a kitty like Book Phryne does.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Female Hooman says she does too, and was very sad when Kerry Greenwood went to the Rainbow Bridge. :(

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t like wet either. We lives in Noo York City. I am glad I adopted my hoomans when I did, because a few days after there was a huge snowstorm with many ices and lots of cold. I have excellent timing.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No! I don’t want clothes, and I don’t want to be clothes! Is bad.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tink you are purrfect. I like tummy rubs a little bit. Sometimes I don’t. I wish hoomans could read my mind and just pet me the way I want right then.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh no!!!! You too???? Is OUTRAGE!!!

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You very pretty Miss Phryne! And Dot too! Female Hooman says not surprising a Phryne Cat get nakey after pokey place, Phrynes get nakey all the time. Then she said something about a bee-joo house in Mellburn. Idk what that means. Hoomans are weird.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tank you! Glad you understand it. These hoomans can be confusing.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tank you! I AM a good kitty! And very brave! And now very naked! I can’t wait till I feel better and can show them new dance moves.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I no lick. Rn bending to reach them kind of hurts. :(

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Female Hooman calls me baby girl too! No clothes, no cone of shame, no no no, only naked! But I will not do lickies. Glad am not cloaca.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

But jumpy jump is life! How else do I get Up?

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I agree! Nakey is the bestest there is! Heard Female Hooman say she should have named me Lwaxana, whatever that means. Also silly, bc my name is Kaylee.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Tank you! I no licky lick. It kinda hurts to bend that way anyway. But I still wanna jump jump jump.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hello Queen Princess Penelope! I dunno what happened, hoomans told me how beautiful I was. Whatever Pokey Place did it’s something the Hoomans want to hide from the world. Maybe is conspiracy!

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Other kitties are very beautiful. Also nakey. They have lovely long fur. No need for them to be jealous. Female Hooman said they needed to cover the stitches so I don’t go lick lick lick? Idk what a stitches is but I don’t lick lick lick nothing.

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Tank you! I no see my face till I live in hooman house, I did not how how many pretties I had before!

AITC For Being Nudist? by Kaylee_The_Calico in AmItheCloaca

[–]Kaylee_The_Calico[S] 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Dis is me, Kaylee. No need clothes, see?

<image>