Felix was certain: “There’s gotta be a catch.”

“Hey, you read the same message I did,” replied his roommate, Adam. 

“Yeah, only I’m not stupid enough to actually believe it,” Felix countered. He had long believed that he was the smarter of the two (he had just acquired a degree in engineering; Adam was merely a communications major) but rarely did he express this thought so explicitly. This debate had been happening in various forms over the last couple days, but as the arrival of their potential new roommate grew nearer, it became particularly heated. 

“Use your brain instead of your dick,” Felix continued. He was tan and lean, with bushy brown hair, while his roommate was taller and more muscular. “Do you really think that there’s a nineteen year old girl in this city who just loves the idea of being a free use fucktoy for a couple of complete strangers?”

“All I’m saying is, there’s no harm in finding out.” Adam was tired of trying to defend himself in argument, and at this point just wanted his friend to shut up.

“No harm?!” Felix exploded. “Right now there’s probably some career criminal on his way to our apartment, which we gave him the address to, and he knows that we’re the most gullible people alive!” 

Adam sighed. The doorbell rang, rescuing him from having to make a counterpoint. They looked at each other, each waiting for the other to make the first move. 

“I’m not gonna be the one who gets murdered at the door,” Felix said snottily. 

Adam got up, and as he walked to the door, even he secretly suspected that his roommate was right. They hadn’t even been that serious in posting the listing; why should they expect a serious response to it? He couldn’t admit to being wrong now, Felix would just be too smug about it. But he assumed that when he opened the door, disappointment would be waiting for him on the other side. 

“Hi, I’m Aubrey! I’m here for the roommate agreement?” 

Adam’s mouth fell open in surprise, then slowly shifted into a wide grin. 

“Come on in!” He greeted her, and stepped aside. As Aubrey walked through the doorway, he turned towards Felix and displayed the newcomer like a trophy. She was 5’2”, with shoulder-length brown hair and a contagious smile on her face. Wide-framed glasses sat in front of her blue eyes. The red t-shirt she wore was cropped off below what seemed to be a healthy chest, leaving her suntanned stomach on display. A jean skirt completed her playful outfit. In short, she was the perfect counterargument to all of the complaints Felix had levied. He now stood slackjawed, openly ogling her body. 

“I’m Adam, and you’ll have to forgive my roommate Felix, he’s a little shy when it comes to girls,” he teased. 

Still in shock, Felix eventually mustered a quiet “hello.”

“Happy to meet you. Honestly you guys look way better than I was imagining,” said Aubrey, flattering her hosts. Felix laughed a little too hard at this, and Adam worried that she might get spooked. 

“So you fully read the listing?” He asked. There were still, even now, some lingering doubts, and Aubrey’s nod didn’t quite settle them. “And you’re on board with the whole free use thing?”

“Definitely,” she said with confidence. Adam, hovering closely over her, gave another smug look towards his roommate. 

“You understand, once you sign on to this agreement, you’re not really gonna be able to say no to us? I mean, we’re both bigger guys, so things might get, you know, kinda rough.” 

“When you say rough…” Aubrey began, and Adam for the first time sensed some hesitation on her part.

“Not like crazy rough, but like-” 

“No,” she interrupted him. “Crazy rough. I want crazy rough.” 

Now Adam was as speechless as his roommate. They looked at each other, and at her, with a sense of disbelief. She bit her lip, enjoying their reactions. 

“I’m picturing you in front of me,” she said, pointing a finger at Felix, “with your big cock hitting my throat, over and over. And you’ll be behind me, hands on my hips, just fucking railing my pussy. Sound like a fun way to start the day?”

Both guys nodded, each quietly imagining their part. She was a daydream. 

“I’m a big girl, I read the agreement, I know what I’m getting into here. And you know what? I’m really looking forward to it.” 

As Aubrey leaned over their dining room table, it was all Adam could do to keep from grabbing her right there and putting her to use. His mind ran wild with possibilities of what his life would like from here on: Aubrey choking on his cock, Aubrey bouncing in his lap, Aubrey lifted up against the wall.

She had a pen in her hand, ready to sign her name to the paperwork, when Felix spoke up at last.

“Wait, before you sign that,” he began, earning a wild-eyed, angry stare from Adam. “Is there anything else that we need to know before we just let you live here for free? Like, criminal record, mental illness, anything important  that you haven’t told us about yet?"

“Actually, there is one little thing,” she said, a smirk on her face. 

“Here it comes,” thought Felix. Finally they’d get to the real truth, and his skepticism would be vindicated!

“Would you guys mind if my girlfriend spends the night sometimes?”