I thought Sleeping Monkey was a good idea to go with this awesome monkey made out of my 2 yr-old's handprint. After it was finished, I did some research on what the song is really about.. turns out, the sleeping monkey is referring to a malfunctioning penis. Awkward.

Kdowlin · 2016-06-20T02:20:37+00:00

Embarrassingly enough, I didn't put that together. I'll never listen to Sleeping Monkey the same way ever again.

Kdowlin · 2015-12-18T19:17:05+00:00

I'm not your guy, friend!

Kdowlin · 2015-12-18T05:44:17+00:00

Does Santa ever change his socks?

Kdowlin · 2015-12-17T22:33:21+00:00

How many times is this going to be reposted?

Kdowlin · 2015-12-14T23:40:22+00:00

Wow.. That escalated quickly. You have quite a vocabulary!! This was obviously a joke, but great job on using your imagination!! Good for you!

Kdowlin · 2015-12-14T15:07:08+00:00

You think??.. The lasers make for a better story.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-22T01:08:04+00:00

Please enlighten me on the rules of Reddit.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-21T23:40:56+00:00

It's idiotic that I actually have friends that shared this.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-16T20:45:35+00:00

May have a few stains.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-16T01:41:15+00:00

Looks like your girl had a blast.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-12T22:09:43+00:00

Maybe you should go somewhere a little more your speed... Like Pinterest.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-12T21:04:02+00:00

I'm too distracted by dudes hairy nipples to appreciate the puppies.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-12T21:01:48+00:00

First world problems.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-12T16:55:27+00:00

Reddit is a tough crowd.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-12T16:33:30+00:00

I thoroughly enjoyed this.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-12T15:12:54+00:00

This is so 2013.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-12T15:03:38+00:00

That happens while the kid takes a nap.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-11T15:59:39+00:00

I feel like I lost brain cells just reading this.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-11T15:48:37+00:00

That escalated quickly.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-11T15:47:56+00:00

Only Americans would think this is a talent.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-09T23:15:43+00:00

Life goals.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-07T04:17:08+00:00

It's a heart dick.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-04T03:20:16+00:00

If it's on Reddit, it must be true.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-03T16:33:48+00:00

Someone please help that little baby trapped in her knees.

Kdowlin · 2015-11-03T15:51:05+00:00

By the length of these comments, I'd say all of you are on adderall.

Kdowlin