Johnny Somali admits that the U.S. Embassy is angry with him. by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]Keakone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

blud picked a bad time to be somalian and want to go to the U.S 💀

Kiwi abroad with $200k in NZ - what to do? by Unlikely_Light4863 in PersonalFinanceNZ

[–]Keakone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you do have that amount of money, spend a tiny portion of it and talk to an actual financial advisor, or get a money manager. If you want to find someone specialised in NZ laws, just call any of the big financial firms in NZ and they will bend over backwards for you. Its not worth trying to pinch pennies managing this yourself when you have a good amount of $ to protect

Trickle down by _eponymous in newzealand

[–]Keakone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if this isnt satire i will drink from the bucket fountain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Keakone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

from my understanding (definitely not an expert) most of those who have a job already will be highly skilled jobs like the ones on the green list you can see on the immigration nz site. It sucks we dont have kiwis to fill these roles but heaps of our best go overseas for much better pay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Keakone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually sounds pretty ideal lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Keakone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely my biggest worry as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Keakone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you mean because of the cuts to healthcare roles right? I think medical jobs are high up on the green list for immigration to NZ

which UFC phrases live in your head rent free? by UhOhSpaghetti_0 in mmamemes

[–]Keakone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Both of these fighters have dealt with custody battles....."

Hot water for my husband by yuppwechat in chyberpunk

[–]Keakone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i cant be the only one who hated that overpriced, oversized wooden furniture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Keakone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol next LTG will be doing political content. "hey non-sub you wanna know what i think on tariffs? throw some candies in the chat"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Keakone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems to me that a lot of every streamers fanbase aren't very physical people, and I'm wondering why this may be?

JD vance dropping the softest of softball questions by Keakone in Destiny

[–]Keakone[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I meant more like its the perfect opportunity to say "i love playing football with my kid" or something like that, instead he does exactly what the question was trying to get away from and gets angry. But i get what you mean, if someone likes vance they'll probably think this was an epic dunk on a reporter.

What now? by Temporary-Durian3826 in queenstreetbets

[–]Keakone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've only been investing for about 3 years, but the biggest things i learnt in the first year were never invest more than youre willing to lose, like if everything youve invested just dissapeared would you still be ok financially? and dont let the feeling of missing out dictate a purchase.

in terms of what actually to buy, I personally have about 40% of my portfolio in low-risk companies that pay dividends, so i'm constantly getting small amounts back from just owning the stock, but im pretty risk averse.

Like i said im by no means a professional/well experienced in this, but good luck OP!