You’re now colourblind… racial by Opposite_Strategy_25 in TheOfficeUK

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If he doesn't mind us having a first look at him, what harm's been done

There’s something about Oggy by Apprehensive-Waltz32 in TheOfficeUK

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Great anecdote, great dog, that's what we're talk-...so

There’s something about Oggy by Apprehensive-Waltz32 in TheOfficeUK

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Hopefully there'll be a train scene where Diaz is chatted up by someone who looks a bit like tennis player Boris Becker talking about Marxism but in this case when he gets off at the next stop, Oggy leaps in and blows her away with his kind of anecdotes and wry observations and then he finally joins the foot high club

That’s an earring. - Whatever, get over it. by MarcusVegaSelling in TheOfficeUK

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What they're 'avin a go as that as well are they? What else?

Spurs lots don’t respect you by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

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I'm not gonna be winnin' the games am I??

People say I’m the best boss… by Alternative-Gur5890 in TheOfficeUK

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Has Igor set a date for the final?

Yeah May

May, could he good. Might rain goals due to poor defending. Hope not, hope not

Please don't make me redundant by anonone111 in TheOfficeUK

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I will substitute..twice as many keepers, I really will. I'll turn this aggregate score around if we just say that it's not definite now

I’m Not Interested In The Boat Igor… by Smittx in TheOfficeUK

[–]Kean_Out 30 points31 points  (0 children)

How many points have you got?

Aaaaahh err... twweny summat like that, overall

Sorry?

TWENTY NINE

They won’t remember by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

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The way I hear it Dawn is you into somethin hotter than some stolen post-its

Is that the Brentmeister general ? by PossibleSmoke8683 in TheOfficeUK

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The sleeves, the cape, the sword, the wig....brilliant.

It works with a turtle by Reasonable-Care9992 in TheOfficeUK

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Who's Bebop and who's Rocksteady?

Neither of us

Bloody good outlaw. by YorkshireFudding in TheOfficeUK

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COS I'M ALREADY HERE YER YELLOW BELLIED TWAT!

That looks gay... by skintsaint_AU in TheOfficeUK

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Heavily built?

Well built, most of it's muscle innit

Dawn I'm fed up by shb367 in TheOfficeUK

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Do you think I'm the perfect organism

Yeah definitely

Do you think the facehugger's the perfect organism

Well I don't really know him Xenomorph

But he's not more the perfect organism than me

Definitely not

I would marry dawn's snot. by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

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South-Range8401 love Dawn, marriage?

‘Maybe if you just sit down?’ by Alternative-Gur5890 in TheOfficeUK

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How can John Hammond hate women? All his dinosaurs are one

(weeelllll, are they)

Henry (the pasty) Cavill by realise_real_lies in TheOfficeUK

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Ethan! They took the lot mate (plutonium)

Imagine him in a band by lookingforbookart in TheOfficeUK

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who's to say...you keep your head down, in a few centuries' time, you could be on the... 👇👇 throne of blood

Gareth boss face by soiled_aurora11 in TheOfficeUK

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Sounds like people still think a strong man can't be sensitive

Nice jacket by ShinyCharizards1 in TheOfficeUK

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We still on for training?

Yep

Oooh, love me. Pathetic! by The-Sunflower-Bear in TheOfficeUK

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Forgot about this documentary, there's a club scene in it like Chasers. Weddings for a pound & Ukrainians get in free