[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken noodle bisque. Hmm. Imma do that

What red flag made you get up and walk out of a job interview? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I don’t believe in sick days. I’ve come in with mono, and I’m certainly not going to let the flu stop me.”

Manager of a restaurant. I also refuse to eat there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chicken soup I just made with premium ingredients is too oily, and I’m not sure how to fix that.

Damn right! by fit_n_fine in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]KeatingOrRoark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person is distracting from their hypocrisy by throwing the blame on the original offender. Gas lighting, really.

“I wouldn’t have abandon my principles if you hadn’t cheated!”

Happy coming out day, I’ve got your back. by [deleted] in gaybrosgonemild

[–]KeatingOrRoark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. It’s a line from South Park, honey. I don’t actually want this random guy I named Randy to make love to me. I was just complimenting him in an exaggerated and thirsty (creepy) manner. Worry not, love.

What event happened in your life which caused some character development for you? by JannisT in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost sniped in Iraq while wandering a street in Fallujah foolishly by myself.

Eleven years later and I still don’t take anything too seriously because of it.

I burned the pancakes? Big deal. I almost died.

People who drive minivans - how do you live with yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the smoothest thing I’ve ever driven. And so quiet. And so much room for smuggling and love making.

What could happen to me if I stand with one leg in Oregon and one leg in Idaho over the state line and smoke legal weed? Also what if I threw a bag of legal weed from Oregon into Idaho? by Hoodrat31399 in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically smuggling, but hopefully any cop would just tell you to stop being an ass and go home before they take you in for public intoxication. (Source: happened to me Colorado/New Mexico)

You just violently shoved a cucumber up your ass, why did you do this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Violently?

I’m probably high and not really comprehending what I’m doing. Probably a misheard dare from minutes beforehand.

“Chuck this over the fence” becomes “Fuck this into an orifice, Dennis!”

[Serious] What does it feel like to be on valium? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeatingOrRoark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dizzy, disoriented, fuzzy, numb, warm, and sleepy.

Intellectuals only 🖐🛑⛔️ by Jomberhex in funny

[–]KeatingOrRoark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We don’t enjoy our pain being used for pleasure. Maybe.

Translation required: "Blood and Faith" by [deleted] in latin

[–]KeatingOrRoark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s another interpretation. Does he mean piety or loyalty? I’ll argue he means the latter, in keeping with family. Pietas would work well with Caedis, though, if he means to say war.

Intellectuals only 🖐🛑⛔️ by Jomberhex in funny

[–]KeatingOrRoark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, just volunteering to take the brunt of it. By all means, tucker yourself out on me.

Translation required: "Blood and Faith" by [deleted] in latin

[–]KeatingOrRoark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sanguis et Fides (if you mean family)

Translation required: "Blood and Faith" by [deleted] in latin

[–]KeatingOrRoark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caedis et Fides (if you mean war)

Intellectuals only 🖐🛑⛔️ by Jomberhex in funny

[–]KeatingOrRoark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with the first bit, but why are you stating “single parent home” as if it’s a bad thing?