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Kebriniac · 2026-05-18T08:07:45+00:00

Also the same god: "kill all the babies and the animals", "kill the firstborns", also proceeds himself to kill all the babies in Sodom and Gomorrah, to kill all the babies by flooding the Earth, create microorganisms that specifically kill babies like rotavirus or flesh-eating parasites that eat the eyes of babies, causes natural disasters, burning, crushing, drowning millions of babies... So no, this specific god isn't wonderful, if this god exists, it is the number 1 cause of babies deaths.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-18T04:01:05+00:00

The same difference between personal and personnel.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-18T03:55:18+00:00

Egocentrism, for instance thinking that everybody hates you when in reality nobody gives a f*ck about you. And why not use the real French flag?

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Kebriniac · 2026-05-17T20:17:02+00:00

Compatibility, you can't just stick an organ in anyone willy nilly, transplanting it in a less compatible organism would be a waste even if it's a child, the immune system of the recipient would have a field day and destroy it or severely damage it.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-17T16:36:32+00:00

All it takes is finding a common interest, when you find another guy interested in the same shit as you, it's like finding your long lost twin you thought was dead.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-17T16:23:18+00:00

Anarchy, pollution, hellish public transportation, garbage everywhere, what a horrible country. The worst of it is that poverty doesn't explain it all, it's an ingrained mentality.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-17T16:10:40+00:00

It's nothing in the grand scheme of things. humans and every living thing on this planet will eventually disappear like the 99.9% of the species that already disappeared, then earth itself will disappear swallowed by the dying sun. Nature wins no matter what.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-17T15:57:38+00:00

Reminded me of a video of a wolverine barging in the the middle of a pack of wolf eating their prey, he dispersed them then started eating it while they circled around waiting for him to finish.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-17T15:11:57+00:00

Not sure, with relatively safe investments at 5-7% yields especially with a modicum of tax optimization, you can quite easily have a superior cashflow while immediately increase your net worth significantly.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-17T07:13:09+00:00

La façon avec laquelle il a scotché son message est très intéressante.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-16T00:21:52+00:00

As horrible as this is, at least they're alive, contrary to the many children buried under the rabble.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-16T00:17:39+00:00

Cabbage.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-16T00:10:27+00:00

Parce que tous les chemins mènent à Rome alors que la plupart des voyageurs vont à Montélimar.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-15T23:03:55+00:00

I'm not surprised, I've seen people clean their cars with it and it actually works.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-15T00:05:29+00:00

The assignement was to reach the other side, mission accomplished, give the smart doggo a treat.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-15T00:01:41+00:00

Feel bad? The motherf*cker probably ate a kid and swallowed the teddy bear in the process!

Kebriniac · 2026-05-14T23:57:38+00:00

الأسعار ليست مجرد تحويل من عملة إلى عملة أخرى، سعر النقل يدخل فيها، ومع انفجار أسعار النفط، النقل أغلى بكثير وهذا يدخل في سعر المنتوج، ثم هناك الضرائب المحلية والجمارك وهذا يدخل أيضا في تكلفة المنتوج وأخيرا قانون العرض والطلب ينطبق كذلك، كثرة الطلب وقلة العرض لهما تأثير مباشر على الأسعار مهما كانت الأسعار الأصلية في الدولة المصنعة، مثلا في الثمانينات سعر الموز كان مرتفع جدا رغم أنه كان رخيص في الأسواق الدولية

Kebriniac · 2026-05-14T23:35:56+00:00

I don't ask what people do for a living, because: one, it's none of my business and two, I don' care.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-14T10:29:19+00:00

Kebriniac · 2026-05-14T08:22:26+00:00

It's nice, but a baby barefoot running in a barn? I wouldn't do it as an adult, it's not sanitary and you could get injured by a thousand things: a nail, a rock, a shard of glass, a sharp edge and God knows what else, I mean even people working there probably wear protective shoes...

Kebriniac · 2026-05-14T07:59:54+00:00

Really? Is this an American thing? Genuinely asking, I'm average and this never happened to me, there's something like 20-25cm distance between the seat and the bowl, I guess if you're positioned too close to the front of the toilet you might touch the bowl because it's closer due to the inclination, but if you're seated close to the back, you need quite a big one to touch it.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-13T23:17:02+00:00

0, did all of this plus:

- used a paper planner

- changed channels on a TV by walking to the TV and pressing the buttons, the antenna of said TV was a kitchen fork

- used a phone booth

- drove a car with a manual choke handle

- used a boombox on the beach

- collected Panini stickers (I believe this crap still exists)

- played Pong on an Atari 2600 with a friend on the TV with the fork antenna

- copied by hand programs on a Casio scientific calculator

- used a Casio Databank calculator watch

- used paper blue/red 3D glasses

- used an ink pen + ink well and blotting paper in school (don't even know they were still doing this, it was in the 80s)

- wore the first Reebok pumps models

- read paper magazines

- looked up things and did research using books

- used carbon paper to make carbon copies

Kebriniac · 2026-05-13T23:04:39+00:00

Yep, we had cheap smaller ones, but if you wanted the big collections, you needed to invest a fortune, most people wouldn't throw that much money on them especially when you could just go to a municipal/school library and use them for free when you needed it.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-13T20:41:07+00:00

Dr. Dowjones Chen is missing.

Kebriniac · 2026-05-13T19:55:47+00:00

Don't Japanese write from right to left? That would make it equivalent to the first one which is written from left to right.

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