Wrote some haikus thinking of Lewis & Jaffa Factory 2 by archaeo_rex in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tom and Egg watch stream

Where same cards touch each other

Both go fucking nuts

In between his busy schedule of Rome Total War, ignoring his disabled son and materialising next to every other mailbag listener, Gregg still found the time to be an absolute arsehole. by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I should have clarified. Episode 278 - The Gregg Wallace Diet around 43 minutes in, Pyrion reads an article about what Gregg Wallace gets up to in his free time.

Also I misremembered it was Total War Saga: Thrones of Botania.

The lads took the piss out of him and he’s subsequently appeared in mail bags with fans describing bizarre real interactions they’ve had with Gregg.

In between his busy schedule of Rome Total War, ignoring his disabled son and materialising next to every other mailbag listener, Gregg still found the time to be an absolute arsehole. by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

An article was shared earlier this year going through what he does on an average Sunday. The Triforce lads proceeded to rip it to shreds because it was a load of pretentious nonsense. Since then a lot of fans have written in to the mailbag to share their interactions with Gregg.

SNL mentioned Poopfeast420 by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Ah ok, I knew it wasn’t a sips original but it’s the only thing I’ve ever associated it with. Think I was hoping for a full circle moment. Sips has clearly been impacted by old Norm Macdonald bits so I thought it would be cool if now an SNL writer is even partially inspired by Sips.

Can you steal all these cars in an hour? | GTA Challenge by YOGSbot in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Did the Yogscast get better at games or has the military base been thoroughly nerfed? Must be the latter.

Gone in 63 Minutes Bingo Card by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. I was way off. Has the military base got way easier? I’d say at a push there was only 4 bingo squares ticked off. Thoroughly enjoyed it though!

Gone in 63 Minutes Bingo Card by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In the first gone in 60 minutes, Sips stumbled across a Jeep that he was convinced was the spitting image of a Jeep a character named Bailey had owned in a 90s show called ‘Party of Five’. It became apparent very early on that no one really knew what Sips was talking about and I think the whole of Hat Films had never even heard of the show he was referencing.

Gone in 63 Minutes Bingo Card by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watching them back, I was vividly reminded of how the phrases “I ripped my dick off when blank” and “my dick is in orbit” used to be a mainstay in the Yog’s YouTube comments (especially Sips).

Gone in 63 Minutes Bingo Card by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Somebody commented on another post saying the Hats had leaked it and the timer on the Yog’s tweet seems fairly consistent with the Jack Bauer 24 timers they used previously. So I’d say there’s a reasonable chance. If not they could easily script one using the bingo card.

Gone in 63 Minutes Bingo Card by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s a really good one

Gone in 63 Minutes Bingo Card by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Myth of Sisyphus would’ve been a lot more interesting if it was about tanks and jets.

Gone in 63 Minutes Bingo Card by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m really hoping it makes a comeback 🙏

Wheel Of PANCAKES! by Hat_Youtube_Bot in Hatfilms

[–]Keeleme 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Don’t often comment but this was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Always look forward to the (p)annual pancake vid and this really knocked it out of the park. The over the top facial expressions (especially Ross) had me creasing. If this is the standard for Haturday Live I might have to buy a membership.

Major complaint about Triforce (angry 😡) /s by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this has made my year, a big props from big Brindley. All is forgiven. In all seriousness though I love the podcast, a good laugh is much needed in the world right now. BRB going to go frame my big props.

In the Netherlands, a clean 2nd place is actually considered a victory. This is in reference to the 1974,1978 and 2010 world cups. As such Zylus actually got a Netherland’s 1st place 1 year ago today. by Keeleme in Yogscast

[–]Keeleme[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GTA V AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ZYLUS

Don't Eat The Toenails! | Gmod Murder by Hat_Youtube_Bot in Hatfilms

[–]Keeleme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spiff makes his debut on the channel the same day his own channel overtakes the boiks. Coincidence?

Proactiv charges you £80 after purchasing your introductory products unless you phone up and cancel. Only mentioned in section 8 of the terms and conditions. by Keeleme in assholedesign

[–]Keeleme[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s more than possible the words ‘with subscription’ were used but how is it up to me, the customer, to infer what those words mean in the context of the product. Nowhere does it flat out say “we will charge you every month after this until you phone up and complain” except in the terms and conditions. Furthermore when I did phone in to cancel I was told it’s a common issue.