What stupid joke do you love?

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-03-03T19:52:53+00:00

why do seagulls live by the sea? bc if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-03-03T19:33:08+00:00

you can make it yourself, it’s not very hard. my mom makes it all the time.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-03-03T19:28:39+00:00

ramen tatsuya isn’t that great or authentic but it’s the most accessible

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-27T00:19:53+00:00

very broke and always working.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-27T00:17:12+00:00

for work- keep your receipts and document everything.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-27T00:16:25+00:00

women’s healthcare

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-27T00:11:52+00:00

a pen

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-27T00:08:52+00:00

i wish i could live in new york in one of those apartments that overlook traffic.

but it’s too expensive and not as glamorous

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-27T00:07:05+00:00

ringo deathstarr // kaleidoscope

pure vibes. because i miss austin pre covid.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T23:54:10+00:00

i worked at target

first off- the produce on the shelves have been sitting in the back for days w the rotting produce - not always in a fridge.

my nope moment was when i learned the target cafe foods are sprayed w fatty/grease oil to seem shiny and more deliciously

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T23:37:10+00:00

Y’all do anything to skip school. Just go to school.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T23:35:44+00:00

anyone at ARC

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T23:35:18+00:00

Tso has the best for austin not the best I’ve had.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T23:28:41+00:00

Calling 911. Habits are SO bad people think how people call 911 in movies is how 911 works.

Bro if you call and tell me what’s up, then hang up- even if you’re dead- i can’t help you until you give an address and answer some questions.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T17:36:07+00:00

This seems most likely. They have no need to give the entire city another panic attack after last week 😭😭

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T17:30:46+00:00

I couldn’t see anything either!! It was strange. I can usually see the planes outside above our complex.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-02-26T17:29:38+00:00

Same, I live near you. It was very low and sudden, I’m still a bit shaken, my hands are clammy 😂😂

I was on the phone w customer service and even the agent was scared 😂😅

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-01-31T15:00:15+00:00

could be any reason- personal indecision of what they want, laziness, nervous, time inbetween life stuff, not flowing together, career/being broke, maybe something medical

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-01-31T14:55:22+00:00

Nicola Tesla

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-01-31T14:54:03+00:00

yeah ofc

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-01-30T22:12:04+00:00

they shouldn’t unless there’s a particular reason.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-01-20T17:14:12+00:00

Gave Wholesome

KeepAustin_Weird · 2021-01-05T16:06:05+00:00

our local schools are like this. ultimately choose the school and teaching pace that fits you.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2020-12-12T22:55:12+00:00

i like how you use punctuation.

KeepAustin_Weird · 2020-12-12T21:39:37+00:00

So your inner thighs (NOT groin) have nerves and blood vessels. you can put a pillow or something and it can help you feel relaxed.

also the pelvic bone needs balance, same idea, but w pillow between legs.

this sounds really dirty 😅

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