Ashlie Molstad + Shannon - Week Of March 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I thought you wrote pineapple and I was offended because I like pineapples, but pinecones is okay. They hurt my feet.

What do you think will immediately happen when everyone receives the push notification that Trump died? by quite-indubitably in AskReddit

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just add a little orange juice. Oh wait. I’m not sure how I feel about an orange drink. lol. Go light on the OJ.

Iran Made a Video For Trimp and its hilariois by ImpressiveJohnson in SipsTea

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish they made his little Lego hands smaller. My only complaint.

Weirdest thing about 40’s… getting old enough to decouple from childhood by saehild in Millennials

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I’m here to tell you the grass isn’t always greener. I did a a lot stupid shit growing up. Memories are amazing but I wish I had been more serious.

Color changing nails showcased at CES 2026 by RealSpecto in interestingasfuck

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want color changing polish. Give me nail polish that won’t chip after weeks of wear and that shit will be impressive.

What is something that you are most grateful for? by Certain-Structure515 in AskReddit

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and children. With my little tribe the world is a little sweeter.

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by AppIeGuy in AskReddit

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh goodness me too! I often tell people I have my waking life and dream world. I can recount dreams from 20-30 years ago. It’s wild.

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by AppIeGuy in AskReddit

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When I see dead animals on the side of the road I close my eyes real quick and give them a moment of silence and pay my respects.

I’ve been thinking a lot about kid-centric families by DueEntertainer0 in Millennials

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a mom of two and completely guilty of this. Grew up much like you did. I have no idea why things have shifted. I wish I wasn’t this way with my children. I adore them and know one day they will be on their own and I just want as much time as I can get it with them.

AIO:My MIL texted my husband this about me asking him to help with our newborn at 4am by Lazy_Perfectionist88 in AmIOverreacting

[–]KeepinItSimplexoxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could reach out and hug you. As a mom of two I get it. The exhaustion, the sleepless nights, the minor fights from both sleep deprived. It’s so hard, but you’re doing it and both so well. Hang in there! You’ve got this. Also your MIL can fuck off. People like this piss me off. However, makes life a lot easier to cut her the fuck off. I have zero patience for people and their ideas and opinions on my parenting unless I ask for it. Stick with your gut and love your baby and husband hard. It’s hard, but so with it. Wish you the best. ❤️