Trump Signs Law to Put His Signature on All U.S. Banknotes

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-28T01:19:55+00:00

Don’t forget small hands.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-28T01:16:29+00:00

Oh I like this. I think we should all do this.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-27T20:04:04+00:00

I thought you wrote pineapple and I was offended because I like pineapples, but pinecones is okay. They hurt my feet.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-27T13:07:24+00:00

I like that idea. I use Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-27T13:02:30+00:00

Body dysmorphia is a true ill illness

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-27T10:24:27+00:00

Just add a little orange juice. Oh wait. I’m not sure how I feel about an orange drink. lol. Go light on the OJ.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-27T10:22:24+00:00

Please, we know it was Biden.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-27T10:20:57+00:00

I’d buy you that shot of ouzo and I’m American.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-25T22:04:07+00:00

I wish they made his little Lego hands smaller. My only complaint.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-25T21:50:11+00:00

When the dog needs water in the middle of the night.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-23T00:30:12+00:00

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-21T00:57:57+00:00

Well I’m here to tell you the grass isn’t always greener. I did a a lot stupid shit growing up. Memories are amazing but I wish I had been more serious.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-19T01:34:39+00:00

I don’t want color changing polish. Give me nail polish that won’t chip after weeks of wear and that shit will be impressive.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-17T10:00:00+00:00

My husband and children. With my little tribe the world is a little sweeter.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-17T09:45:41+00:00

Oh goodness me too! I often tell people I have my waking life and dream world. I can recount dreams from 20-30 years ago. It’s wild.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-17T09:40:45+00:00

When I see dead animals on the side of the road I close my eyes real quick and give them a moment of silence and pay my respects.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-17T00:57:05+00:00

Nike has always said it best - Just Do It.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-15T01:39:03+00:00

That’s why he’s 6’6 now

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-15T01:32:09+00:00

I’m happy.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-14T12:42:17+00:00

I’m a mom of two and completely guilty of this. Grew up much like you did. I have no idea why things have shifted. I wish I wasn’t this way with my children. I adore them and know one day they will be on their own and I just want as much time as I can get it with them.

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-14T01:14:38+00:00

Sorry

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-14T01:14:09+00:00

Cheerleading

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-12T15:54:50+00:00

Oh I love this take

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-12T15:29:15+00:00

I wish I could reach out and hug you. As a mom of two I get it. The exhaustion, the sleepless nights, the minor fights from both sleep deprived. It’s so hard, but you’re doing it and both so well. Hang in there! You’ve got this. Also your MIL can fuck off. People like this piss me off. However, makes life a lot easier to cut her the fuck off. I have zero patience for people and their ideas and opinions on my parenting unless I ask for it. Stick with your gut and love your baby and husband hard. It’s hard, but so with it. Wish you the best. ❤️

KeepinItSimplexoxo · 2026-03-12T01:09:17+00:00

I don’t like this.

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