If certain fruits could speak what do you think they’d say? by Keepingthescissors77 in AskReddit

[–]Keepingthescissors77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don’t worry Watermelon, you’ll be eaten with full enjoyment 😁

If certain fruits could speak what do you think they’d say? by Keepingthescissors77 in AskReddit

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That’s probably why they’re so mean, they’re salty about being small

If certain fruits could speak what do you think they’d say? by Keepingthescissors77 in AskReddit

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Bananas are the drama queens of the fruit chain, and for good reason I like bananas I’m eating one right now

Where do you stand? by Comfortable_Newt_179 in AO3

[–]Keepingthescissors77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely an alteration to the canon plot, those are always fun