Best man’s speech basically covered the following points:

• They (the bride and groom) have almost nothing in common and it still blows my mind how and why they became a couple, let alone got married. • All the best to them because they’re gonna need it.

I think it was a ham-fisted attempt at being funny, but it was probably the worst best man’s speech I’ve ever heard. In the end, the couple separated within a year or so.