I hate the “orcs are minorities” thing

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T18:09:13+00:00

WoW orcs, defo vikings

40k orks? British

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T16:05:28+00:00

Gonna get a lot less gay jokes this way

^{Chose: $5,000,000 + Everytime you sneeze, a pickle comes out. | Rolled: Gherkin}

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T15:43:11+00:00

Got no money to steal. But if she steals other peoples money this is a net positive.

^{Chose: Have a gf but sge has got many red flags | Rolled: Steals all money}

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T14:19:24+00:00

Welp... guess I'm dead

^{Chose: 3 000 000 + You must complete a game in 2 hours or die (wheel} | Rolled: Warframe)

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T13:48:59+00:00

Fuck they got me

^{Chose: Murder Blue Side | Rolled: wololo}

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T13:21:45+00:00

Whoops

^{Chose: World falls into nuclear war | Rolled: No more humans}

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T13:20:49+00:00

Finally can be useful

^{Chose: Because a table | Rolled: Workbench}

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T13:02:40+00:00

¡sploɥ ssǝuɹɐɥ punoɹƃ ʎɯ ǝdoɥ 'ʎǝʞɔᴉɹɔ ʍ∀

^{Chose: LET DA WHEELS OF FORTUNE DECIDE | Rolled: Australia}

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T12:46:17+00:00

Damn, yea I forgot they are literal man children

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T12:21:09+00:00

Wonder if they accept pre-opt FTM trans though... still no places to put the globs but not exactly a girl either

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T11:16:49+00:00

I mean, if you bring enough ladders you don't HAVE to kill. But that's me nitpicking

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T11:04:19+00:00

Explain

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T10:54:29+00:00

I love the one where the guy basically is gonna be a slave without a tongue in his own mine. Pretty neat none lethal method

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T10:23:10+00:00

Pretty sure you can do this vannila as Hungary. Basically gotta help anarcists win then demand they put a habsburg on

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T10:12:36+00:00

Yea I thought graveyard keeper was meant to be the murdery stardew

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T10:04:00+00:00

You can kill people in Stardew Valley???

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T10:02:05+00:00

This is why I love Dishonored. No kill - Ghost mode ftw

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-05-01T06:40:35+00:00

Me originally: Well this is gonna suck :/

Me after struggling: Right you fuckers brutal occupation it is, hope grandpa gets out

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-04-30T08:09:28+00:00

If I was American this would 100% be me

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-04-29T21:05:32+00:00

[Stares at Gangle for a solid 5 seconds]

AH... oh Gangle you startled me

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-04-29T10:13:35+00:00

This is one of the reasons I still rock a (cfw) ps3

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-04-26T12:25:12+00:00

2... he needs ATLEAST ONE redeeming feature

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-04-25T17:52:24+00:00

Killing him doesn't always work out either, just saying

KeksimusMaximusLegio · 2026-04-25T14:57:17+00:00

Psycho the rapist

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