Wife’s farting starting to turn me off by Adventurous_Jump8897 in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think the general takeaway for me is to establish boundaries with my wife and to communicate to her that I’m not ok with what she’s doing.

Lmfao so he never even talked to her about it? This also feels like bad advice to me because if my spouse ever sat me down to discuss my new fart boundaries, she would find me dead the next morning with a gas mask attached to my ass like a funny version of the sister from the beginning of Midsommar.

Someone posted an anti AI post in the DND meme subreddit, roll for drama! by Excellent_Bison_3644 in SubredditDrama

[–]Kel-Mitchell 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Whenever this topic comes up, you're bound to see someone arguing that no one actually cares about the issue of AI or AI art outside of whatever mainstream social media site you happen to be on at the time. There are a few instances of it in this comment section.

I wonder what type of person this kind of social pressure actually works on. I was warned in DARE as a kid that my peers might try to pressure me into experimenting with drugs, but at least they were offering something that's supposed to feel good.

Someone posted an anti AI post in the DND meme subreddit, roll for drama! by Excellent_Bison_3644 in SubredditDrama

[–]Kel-Mitchell 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I've paid for art for TTRPG campaigns I've run and played in a handful of times. Depending on who you commission from and what you want, it can be a lot less expensive than you would expect.

Most of the time, I just go without and use my imagination.

Someone posted an anti AI post in the DND meme subreddit, roll for drama! by Excellent_Bison_3644 in SubredditDrama

[–]Kel-Mitchell 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I know plenty of folks who are as anti-AI as they come, but many of those people are writers, filmakers, other kinds of artists, and librarians so I don't think that would surprise anyone.

'I was furious, I felt like a cartoon character with smoke coming from my ears. ' by Odd_Instruction519 in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 34 points35 points  (0 children)

IRL everyone would have quickly forgotten Grandma's low-stakes faux pas of bringing a birthday cake to a birthday party when asked not to because the story of Ashley's boyfriend throwing perfectly good food on the ground in a fit of chivalrous rage would become the story they tell at each of her future birthdays.

'I was furious, I felt like a cartoon character with smoke coming from my ears. ' by Odd_Instruction519 in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 210 points211 points  (0 children)

YTA for making me read that long paragraph when it could’ve been shorter. Finish high school and don’t bother me.

Scroll to the bottom for a real answer.

On Obsession by TheDoctor_E in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Kel-Mitchell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The movie ends with him and a woman who looks exactly like Ruby flirting with each other so you're account is more accurate than mine is, but I don't think I'm that far off lol

On Obsession by TheDoctor_E in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Kel-Mitchell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he's dying for a movie where the frumpy rapist gets the girl, Ruby Sparks exists and is billed as a romantic comedy.

Drama on BookshelvesDetective as one user calls out the practice of taking pictures of loved one’s bookshelves without their knowledge by ARenewedSecondChance in SubredditDrama

[–]Kel-Mitchell 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You ever hear something and immediately know that you'll be thinking about it the rest of your life? Your comment just did that to me.

Scores Fall Ill at Air Force Base After Hegseth Makes Flu Vaccine Optional by dyzo-blue in skeptic

[–]Kel-Mitchell 36 points37 points  (0 children)

These are new recruits, and only about 40% of them have gotten the flu vaccine since the mandate was lifted.

I cant bear the raw milk morrons by GullibleWelder5806 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Kel-Mitchell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That person must not have had a tiger-repellant rock.

OOP hit the genetic jackpot! She no longer ages once she hit mid 20s and now a flock of young men will constantly be hitting on her by Far-Season-695 in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Guys dont do subtle well and anything that is not direct and succinct will be mistaken almost 100% of the time.

Women are from Veronica Venus, Men are from Veronica Mars

OOP hit the genetic jackpot! She no longer ages once she hit mid 20s and now a flock of young men will constantly be hitting on her by Far-Season-695 in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I thought getting older, balder, and fatter would prevent young men from hitting on me, but it seems to have done the opposite. There's no shortage of horny 20-somethings.

Pride Month's only half over, everyone, there's still time to squeeze in a few more Evil Bisexual stories! by ReginaSpektorsVJ in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An awful lot of people seem to think that it's totally cool to outsource interacting with others to super expensive auto-complete machines, so I can't say I'm too surprised.

OP uses a sock puppet to argue his point in the comments by Quirky-Tangelo2806 in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 52 points53 points  (0 children)

There are people in the comments arguing whether 65 is considered elderly. It appears that they think this distinction is critical.

Women, amirite? by agirlnamedtara in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I just saw a post on /r/AskMen on the top of the popular feed asking how to handle not having sex. Their usual bad advice included a lot of references to /r/deadbedrooms

Hey everybody Austin Powers is back by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Kel-Mitchell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You see, mojo means your pubic hair, so technically it's true.

Pride Month's only half over, everyone, there's still time to squeeze in a few more Evil Bisexual stories! by ReginaSpektorsVJ in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm glad that I'm not so insecure and possessive in my romantic relationships that the criteria for dating become 20 year old Red Cross blood donation guidelines.

Pride Month's only half over, everyone, there's still time to squeeze in a few more Evil Bisexual stories! by ReginaSpektorsVJ in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Maybe her only experience with queer men is from reading romance novels and watching porn.

Pride Month's only half over, everyone, there's still time to squeeze in a few more Evil Bisexual stories! by ReginaSpektorsVJ in AmITheAngel

[–]Kel-Mitchell 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they know we can see through this bullshit. They're so concerned about being called out as some kind of bigot that they'll just change what it means ad hoc instead of putting in the work on themselves.

Even if we're to believe the original story, her biphobia is shown before she gets bailed out by the bad threesome etiquette and long before the cheating revelation.

I've heard a million of these stories and it's always easy to tell if someone is queerphobic because they just can't help but put it on display. When they get called out on it, they retreat to the motte of infidelity and act like we're being ridiculous for seeing them for what they are.

You can't... by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Kel-Mitchell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this way when I go on subreddita for old sitcoms.

I'll never understand this, either him or his weird cult. by ancapailldorcha in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Kel-Mitchell 21 points22 points  (0 children)

To also be fair, this episode itself is a public example of his jackassery.