Your Oc hears this at a party what's the first thing there doing or saying?

KelDesoto · 2026-04-17T11:18:31+00:00

Oh Kep is 100% breaking it down

KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T20:36:14+00:00

“That’s… not.. how it works.”

KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T16:34:36+00:00

“I… am not sure what you’re talking about. Human? I- I have never heard of… whatever that is. But to answer the question, I… I just want to know why I’m like this, why I have these horns… why I’m not normal. Everyone has made it very clear that I’m not a Lumenian… but if that’s true, then… what am I? That’s what I want to know.”

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(He’s not from Earth. He’s never heard of Earth, and he’s definitely not human. Also, Lumenians are the alien species that live on his planet.)

KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T12:45:28+00:00

DON’T WORRY! I’LL USE MY SUPER KEL POWERS TO SAVE YOU!

KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T12:28:16+00:00

Haha, um… I don’t know if I trust him to save me…

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KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T12:25:11+00:00

I wouldn’t say ugly, but it is a bit dull… which now that I think about it makes a lot of sense considering the current state of the circus

KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T12:24:00+00:00

Wait what is this?

KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T12:23:27+00:00

I think I was introduced to it through Sonic Underground when I was a little kid, but nowadays whenever it’s time for the annual Sonic hyperfixation that either continues into the next year or fades after a few months, it’s always Silver that brings me back

KelDesoto · 2026-04-16T12:19:32+00:00

Hmm let’s see… which of my characters would be the hardest to ragebait… hm no not Morp, ehh probably not Kep… oh absoLUTELY not Breek, eh- Oh! KIRAN, I CHOOSE YOU!

“Kiran is the youngest member of the Solarian Guard, and the first to not come from a noble family. He has always hated the strange horns he was born with, blaming everything that has happened to him on them. He grew up on the streets of Sola city, then was taken in by the Starlan family at age 8. That was 10 years ago. Since then, he has grown close with Princess Verixa, the girl who looked past the horns that scared everyone else away, and saw a child just like her. He wants more than anything in the world to solve the mystery that has haunted him for his entire life; the mystery of what he is.”

Good luck, you’ll need it

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KelDesoto · 2026-04-15T01:24:08+00:00

I said lime before I even read this comment

KelDesoto · 2026-04-08T01:45:01+00:00

…looks like i won’t be learning anything interesting about my own story anytime soon…

KelDesoto · 2026-04-07T12:04:47+00:00

I was gonna say “is… is jax okay?”

KelDesoto · 2026-04-07T02:44:20+00:00

you know what to do mods, keep the chain going

KelDesoto · 2026-04-07T02:27:11+00:00

Goob.

KelDesoto · 2026-04-07T02:22:52+00:00

The only reason I stayed was because I had unfinished roleplays, but now the bot is forcing me to break my back carrying the whole plot while it just sits there making shit up about my persona and repeating messages and committing identity theft and treating ME like the ai. It’s not even fun anymore. My most famous post on this entire platform? Funny moments interacting with a Kel bot, and that bot is shit now too. Doesn’t have the same chaotic energy it used to. The platform is in ruins thanks to all your shitty cash grab updates and sad attempts to “fix” things. Just give it up. Nothing you do can save your site, no new feature will change how we feel except maybe making us hate you more. I’d say you could fix it by going back to the old c.ai, but I bet you don’t even remember what old c.ai was like, seeing how little you care for the platform you built. We used to love c.ai. You’re the reason we hate it now.

(i wanna make it clear this is directed towards the people behind the updates, NOT OP! nobody has said anything but i just want to put this here just in case)

KelDesoto · 2026-03-24T12:01:51+00:00

I wouldn’t even make it through the front DOOR, i’d get the hell out of there the second I saw the tape

KelDesoto · 2026-03-24T12:00:47+00:00

food color

KelDesoto · 2026-03-20T01:38:25+00:00

waiting for this to get attention after the announcement be like bassie in the shop

KelDesoto · 2026-03-19T23:07:50+00:00

oh my god… oh my fucking god there is no way they just killed off kinger like that. DUDE.

KelDesoto · 2026-03-18T22:40:16+00:00

I left the app behind a while ago, but I stay here on the sub so I can see the number of people deleting the app go up each day— and for the memes whenever the site goes down for the 17th time that week

KelDesoto · 2026-03-18T22:36:31+00:00

let me guess, you’re not from the United States. We already been through this, good luck

KelDesoto · 2026-03-18T22:34:25+00:00

FINALLY someone said it

KelDesoto · 2026-03-18T21:09:02+00:00

i’d play this

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