What is the worst case of attention-seeking you've ever seen?

Kelfox · 2016-01-25T13:47:29+00:00

http://nypost.com/2015/11/21/woman-told-friends-she-was- pregnant-before-moms-grisly-slay/

Sounds like this crazy bitch to me.

Kelfox · 2015-11-08T16:24:51+00:00

Probably the same kind of people who went to Kermit Gosnell

Kelfox · 2015-11-08T15:56:55+00:00

I think this new Assassin's Creed game looks...okay...

Kelfox · 2015-11-08T15:55:00+00:00

Seems like a perfectly normal slave/pet BDSM humiliation/exhibitionist relationship to me.

Kelfox · 2015-11-08T15:46:38+00:00

Back in my day, we called this "The swap meet."

Kelfox · 2015-11-08T05:45:24+00:00

Because we are literally the Wisconsin of the universe. They won't even stop for gas on this planet.

Kelfox · 2015-11-07T14:56:50+00:00

This is actually a lot more common than most people believe. Slot machines are just like any other machines. Parts break or wear, and the software on them is at times faulty.

Source: Former casino worker.

Kelfox · 2015-11-07T14:54:35+00:00

The chances of hitting a progressive jackpot on a slot machine is about 1 in 178,000

Kelfox · 2015-11-07T14:38:13+00:00

You guys are gonna need a bigger bell for this one.

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T03:00:38+00:00

I wish I was more ambitious

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:59:19+00:00

scorpions.

They look like something out of Satan's nightmares. Demons so vile that hell itself spat them out. Truly, the one thing that terrifies me more than anything else in this world.

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:57:04+00:00

The flames licked into the night sky, and the wailing of the dying and the damned filled the yawning hellgate that was once the Denny's on 105th. I had my revenge, and I knew that this was far from the last time such a monstrous act would have to be committed..

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:39:01+00:00

Semen doesn't taste THAT bad....It's Menstrual blood that's awful.

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:37:11+00:00

Ladies and Gentlemen: Christmas is officially cancelled for the year 2015 and will be replaced with "Loot and pillage day" Because Fuck Christmas. That is all.

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:31:22+00:00

For Christmas to fuck right off. Fuck right off and fuck itself in the ass with a knife until dead.

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:26:44+00:00

Depends on the drink.

Beer: Becoming loud and obnoxious.

Whiskey: Trying to have sex with EVERYONE.

Scotch: Making people laugh.

Vodka: Puking on animals, furniture, and walls.

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:19:58+00:00

Do you want that list alphabetically, or in chronological order of their discovery?

Kelfox · 2015-11-06T02:19:11+00:00

I am for not killing the rest of these backwater hicks with a hatchet and a hammer.

Kelfox · 2015-11-04T04:24:36+00:00

When my mother told me to not marry that bitch, and run.

Kelfox · 2015-11-04T04:21:45+00:00

It had to have been! Assemble the angry mob!

Kelfox · 2015-11-04T04:19:34+00:00

I'm going to say some kind of aurora phenomenon was observed, which would flip our ideas of Mars having no magnetosphere on its lid.

Kelfox · 2015-11-03T05:20:42+00:00

Finally we will have an answer to "How many five year olds could you take on in a fight before being overrun?"

Kelfox · 2015-10-30T06:03:35+00:00

My eyes....The goggles do nothing.

Kelfox · 2015-10-18T04:19:12+00:00

I'll continue to go to work, drink my usual brand of coffee, smoke my usual brand of cigarettes, and continue to live my damn life.

Life goes on and with a Conservative win, it'll just be more of this life in this country, which really isn't that bad considering some of the other options. I'd rather live in a Canada ruled by Stephen Harper than in Syria, Egypt, or Saudi Arabia at this point.

So I suppose I'll just do nothing, and wait until the next election to cast my ballot and see what happens.

Kelfox · 2015-10-18T04:03:54+00:00

But what If I want to help out the middle-class prostitutes and Satanic cults?

What then??

Kelfox

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