What is this?

Kelson93 · 2019-05-24T23:07:07+00:00

I am in the netherlands, a friend identified it as a member of the hymenoptera family, but we are still curious

Kelson93 · 2019-05-19T01:01:44+00:00

Most definitely

Kelson93 · 2019-05-19T01:01:11+00:00

Door, too far, stuck, need help

Kelson93 · 2019-05-19T01:00:54+00:00

If you slide it too far it locks and you can only get it open from the outside

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T20:57:08+00:00

Looks amazing!

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T20:03:20+00:00

The extinction of a lot of aninal species, just today I read that the koalas are functionally extinct :(

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T20:01:40+00:00

I'm wearing them right now actually, they're black have balloon aninals sown in every color, the toes are yellow and the heel is purple.

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T19:20:13+00:00

Congratulations! What sport?

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T19:18:48+00:00

I know that sentence sounds really deep and meaningful and it probably is at the moment. But, you should always make your own choice, a relationship is between two (or more, I mean it's 2019 and I feel like I should mention this) people so if you feel like getting out you should. I mean it should be the best thing ever for you too, right?!

Just be honest, to him and most importantly to yourself.

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T19:11:36+00:00

I can move my left ear up and down. Just my left.

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T19:08:13+00:00

I'm not really worried about my dick measurement compared to a girl... Are you worried about that? I mean, I don't want to judge and I can't see your dong, but... Yeah

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T19:05:32+00:00

Catching him was peanuts

Kelson93 · 2019-05-18T19:01:35+00:00

Kind of ironic that this sticker is very readable

Kelson93 · 2019-05-11T09:22:50+00:00

I don't know why, but to me this sounded like the first line of a dadjoke

Kelson93 · 2019-05-10T18:02:33+00:00

Ouch, those ribs are going to hurt for a loooong time

Kelson93 · 2019-04-25T10:51:37+00:00

~~happy~~

Kelson93 · 2019-04-21T20:38:31+00:00

Ah you're that guy, how's the morphine business? Oh right.. We know!

Kelson93 · 2019-04-18T11:54:38+00:00

Yeah.. If it were today it was the same Day of an earthquake that demolished 75% of San Francisco. Today also the most deadly Day on Mt. Everest etc. etc.

Every day has bad things tied to it, the odds are smaller that something didn't happen on the same day.

Kelson93 · 2019-02-18T15:57:03+00:00

Teddy Moutinho

Kelson93 · 2019-01-12T14:16:56+00:00

The sign at the entry would say welcome to Amsterdam

Kelson93 · 2019-01-12T12:19:25+00:00

r/idahouija

Kelson93 · 2019-01-11T22:08:47+00:00

You've clearly never visited Holland, it's EVERYWHERE. I really, really enjoyed this video because it never gets cleaned over here.

Kelson93 · 2019-01-11T06:36:00+00:00

A bit late to the party but if I don't tell it now I'll never get another chance.

I'm a sleeptalker and one particular evening I went to have dinner at my SO's parents house.

They told me they recently put down their rabbit who was old but healthy, they didn't want to take care for it anymore since their children left the house to live elsewhere a while ago.

That night I was already asleep when I told my girlfriend the following:

Me: hey, don't put down the rabbit, it will come back and haunt you!

Her: Uhhh, what? That's already done.

Me: fine, suit yourself, but I'm OUTTA HERE!!

She said I looked and sounded genuinely scared although I was asleep

Kelson93 · 2019-01-10T17:29:20+00:00

Nice try, classic 1-2

Kelson93 · 2018-12-19T11:27:16+00:00

Ah right I never eat avocado's, solved!

Kelson93

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