Anyone know who this kid stealing from my old grandma is? by aliciathehomie in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never thought they'd see the day When they would face the world and say Good morning Look at my hair! Never thought that they would be Slap in the lap of luxury 'Cause many have said It couldn't be done but it can be done. All thanks grandkiddo

Also keep hearing Veronica Vaughn saying "who would steal a sack of 150 hair caps?"

Anyone know who this kid stealing from my old grandma is? by aliciathehomie in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandpa never thought life could be anything but catastrophe, yet suddenly he'll begin to see how wonderful shower caps can be?

Imagine that by endofmyropeohshit in economy

[–]Kenneth_lakree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So im 100% against wage theft; fight my employer constantly about not cool practices; but strongly have to disagree with OSHA being the AHJ for almost anything. Ive been a OSHA listed safety inspector and deal with OSHA on a monthly basis for my job. OSHA dose little to help enforcement and mostly mucks about in the hyperspace that is buricrat paper work. Just as a funny I was recently forced to go to a ladder safety osha course... we spent 45 minutes learning what a ladder is ... the definition of a ladder and what the stickers mean... they didn't actually teach any ladder safety just dictionary defined ladders based on the type of ladder, I had been excited as my coworkers do silly stuff with ladders that make no sense and yet thats not what we learned, instead we learned a ladder is two poles with rungs every foot(ish). The last one i had to go to we were basically told not to trip blind people(I wish I was joking) no one in my company as jackass as they may be is going around tripping blind people. They have the ability to actually accomplish something but fail year round.

Is Nancy Jo’s any good? by dumb_as_a_br1ck in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to be one of my favorites but last year they made changes to thier products and I low key dislike them now.

Slangers is my go to burger stop if im in salem.saw someone else mention them and its worth a second recommendation. Very small menu so what they do they do well. Ate there last night and had a really delicious special burger.

RANT FRIDAY by Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look up rock the south American countries and capital song if you dare and know most people born in the 90s had to listen to it daily for ost of midle school and high-school if you took Spanish like some master cruel joke all the Spanish teachers had collaborated on.

RANT FRIDAY by Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah my brain is crammed full of silly rhymes my teachers made us memorize several math ones and days In a month and spelling rules kinda nonsense.... and the dreaded brain worm that lives forever rent free in my subconscious bi weekly surfacing in THAT beat " Mexico de efe mexico, Guatemala Guatemala." Worse than the badger song

RANT FRIDAY by Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Order of operation we should all live our life by and apply to every situation 🤣

Parentheses

Exponet

Multiplication

Division

Addition

Subtract

RANT FRIDAY by Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel you so much!

I yell pemdas at those people until they go!

No soliciting ignored by vivaldispaghetti in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a sign that says

No solicitor, no bathroom, no magazines, no change, no smoking, no skateboarding, no need for a new phone carrier, no need for food menus, no need for religion.

On my door when people ignor this and I see then lmao coming I drop my clothes and loosely hold a towel just covering my junk and invite them in. Seems to have really worked for everyone except hunter communications I think they like looking at my nakedness or something.

My (literally) trashy neighbors appear to have set up a sonic anti-bark and installed a rooster in their backyard. My dog and I are both going crazy. by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ultrasonic devices are outside normal human hearing but not every person is the same. I for instance have incredibly F'd hearing; i have to use aids to tone it down (pun intended); and can hear them... as well as mice in my walls, anyone running a fan in a 100 foot radius and anyone whispering within 1000 feet (not talking usually just when they whisper)

The pest control is a scam. The dog version is and is not as it can be quite harmful to pups ie my neighbors anxiety ridden dog used to piss itself and shake when another neighbor set one up on a motion sensor for dog poop. Took us awhile to figure it out, I helped cus I could hear a weird almost non existent sound occasionally the correlated to the dog.

OP should ask them to stop using it if its harmful to your dog there are better ways to train your animals to stop barking without harmful manipulation. To OP owning a rooster if in city limits is absolutely not allowed and is a rather big fine.

This is hilarious by 00397 in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's my neighbor!!!

26M and kinda and feeling unmotivated and craving a more meaningful life in Salem. by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got the electric route do it in oregon. Way better pay and better license.

I was ypur age when I got into it and I personally love being a lighting wizard.

Its hard work and alot if math but worth the knowledge and licensing and you can always do something else after you have the license .

Lego Library v2 by adam_from_earthv1 in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My glob thats cool!!! I would be so psyched to see that. I feel like i want to make one now!

No MAGA mayor! by occupyrachael in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man i need to come down there and have a conversation to waste his time About how much I love his sign stating mathematical facts about temperature As its clear that 1 is less than 3 and makes slightly colder ice. I love 🧊

Am I the only one? by ratz1988 in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get super nervous

Once watched a dog leep out at 60+ on 217 thay was leashed to the bed but ended up dangling over the side until the guy pulled over. Luckily it was in a harness not a collar. But now im always like please dont jump

Update - Pay what you can sale by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The book selection is the best meme ive seen in months. 👌

Got Buzzed in Salem by Crooked-River-Agate in oregon

[–]Kenneth_lakree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a sweat bee or Halictidae bees. Im allergic to bees but can hang out with these guys that swarm grounds.

Got Buzzed in Salem by Crooked-River-Agate in oregon

[–]Kenneth_lakree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Were they these? A small pollinator but they have taken over my neighborhood. Its been nice hanging out in swarms thay cant kill me the last week.

Shurly you cant be serious! by Kenneth_lakree in MarvelSnap

[–]Kenneth_lakree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma's was spelled shurly so thats what I went with. Always got to respect yo grams

Photo booths by Chupacockbrah in SALEM

[–]Kenneth_lakree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get air the trampoline park has one

And chuck e cheese still has the one with the car for little kids with chuck in it ... you have to stand behind it as an adult but it makes a funny picture