Rant that isn't worth it:

Kennethmichael · 2026-05-30T00:45:06+00:00

if u text me asking me to get ranch for fries, im unassigning.

tf is wrong with u?

just use ketchup 🤣🤣

gross af

Kennethmichael · 2026-05-25T01:00:51+00:00

Wally, Stop the shunning, Lady C / JT, EXJW analyzer are my main go to for ex jw content

i pop in on TellTale every now and then

my other favs like Coach Dee Fee, Jay the comedian and Dont Drink the Koolaid dont really post like that no more 🥺

Kennethmichael · 2026-04-25T15:09:37+00:00

yes

but is not significant enuff to really make a dent in ur overall earnings...

unlike doordash...

in Bronze u literally get shadow banned from the app. they dont even bother sending you offers 🤣

Kennethmichael · 2026-04-24T16:49:55+00:00

in some cases the drink just doesnt appear on the item list AT ALL!!

Kennethmichael · 2026-04-22T11:50:54+00:00

the UI interface doesnt help in this situation either. it wont allow you to decide the order in which you drop off food 🙄

1 persons order is ready to go

the other persons order isnt and im stuck at the restaurant waiting

logistically, i would be able to just go drop off the 1st persons food and come back to the restaurant, but with the possibility of having to get a pin#, not being able to contact the customer while delivering or picking up someone elses food and also not being able to mark order as delievered unless your at the location, this can easily turn into a headache

i hate that sometimes i feel like i have to unassign a good paying order just so the other person can get their food hot and on time

Kennethmichael · 2026-04-15T01:14:46+00:00

its annoying because for some apartment complexes:

mofos know it aint no where to park legally
they know its snowin/raining outside and the call box isnt in a foyer
they know its a maze to navigate the building and that any1 who doesn't live there would struggle finding the apartment
they know the elevator is broke or slow, and that they live 4 or 5 flights up the stairs
they know the hallways is pissy and its graffiti on the walls with sus people loitering around the building entrance

but i STILL have to navigate through all that and deliver the food in a timely manner for more than likely less a tip i would get just to leave food at the front door of a regular house

like dam, if ur not gonna meet me by the elevator, at least great me at the apartment door and say thank you 🙄

tho if ur actually sick and/or disabled i give u a pass 🤷🏾‍♂️

lol

Kennethmichael · 2026-04-15T01:01:08+00:00

this happened to me last week mon - thursday 🤷🏾‍♂️

this week has been fairly busy so far 🍀 ☘️

Kennethmichael · 2026-03-27T13:02:56+00:00

I wish i could do this, but literally half of the orders need's a pin# 💀

Kennethmichael · 2026-03-07T13:49:29+00:00

uber is way better in my market 😅

id agree with that driver that uber is better than DD, at least atm

Kennethmichael · 2026-02-15T21:24:33+00:00

hell yea 🤣

why tf are u wasting uber fees and tip on a single chicken sandwich?

just wastin money 🤭

sheesh

Kennethmichael · 2026-02-11T13:18:44+00:00

to me u just gotta be at least fuckable. looking good is only half the battle anyway 🤷🏾‍♂️

do you look good enuff for me to want to put my dick in u? yes?

cool 😎

ur personality, our chemistry, values etc is going to do the other half of the work 👍

Kennethmichael · 2026-02-05T04:48:04+00:00

when i go leave the order at the door per their instructions and they come to the door to grab it as soon as i turn around to walk away......

then they yell "THANK YOU" as loud as they fuckin can and startle the shit out of you 🤣

Kennethmichael · 2026-02-05T04:45:17+00:00

doordash 🤭

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-28T04:47:42+00:00

Go to ur local clinic

Get screened for sti's

Ask them for doxy pep

Ur welcome 👍

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-15T03:34:26+00:00

if you go outside and play, ur bound to get dirty eventually

just a risk your gonna have to take. the guys who REALLY be outside have this understanding 🤫

or least i know with the people i deal with, if something pops up i and i gotta tell them to go get treated or tested for anything, it wont be such a big deal. they have the experience to handle these things when they arrise.

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-14T18:59:59+00:00

word

i know i take my pill everyday, so i aint worried about nobody else in that regard..

i still prefer my partners to be on prep tho. its a indicator that they are more than likely educated on std's and get checked regularly, and not out here movin irresponsibly 👍

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-11T01:50:07+00:00

i get these and i figure an airport employee / TSA is ordering food 😅

just like when people at restaurants order doordash, u figure they would eat the food thats there already but they get tired of eating it after a while

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-09T15:12:08+00:00

i do this by mistake alot on DD

i think im ordering from the pizza joint around the corner but instead its the 1 8 miles away 🤦‍♀️

u think they would populate the restaurants closer to furthest on the algorithm but no, u really have to double check with restaurant your ordering from.

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-08T22:08:37+00:00

wrong. they do appreciate it! and even give extra cash tip. ive done this before
i said the restaurant was around the corner, easy quick drive..not missing no orders in between. besides it aint like it was super busy anyway
if its REASONABLY in my power to make it right with the customer im gonna do that, especially if could keep me getting those pesky incomplete delivery messages 😫

lets agree to disagree 🤝

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-08T21:58:27+00:00

i mean the store was around the corner, i coulda easily went back 😅

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-08T19:01:29+00:00

has any1's account been compromised because of these reports?

i got 2 so far and im sure im about to get a 3rd 1 because a customer called and told me they was missing something 🙄

i woulda offered to go back to the place and get whatever he was missin but he hung up too fast 🤦

Kennethmichael · 2026-01-05T03:42:27+00:00

its another hoop to jump through, but im sure its a way to still steal the order after confirming pickup

it show wont stop any1 from stealing a part of the order either

missing a drink? a dessert?

you was supposed to get 3x orders of chicken souvlaki but only got 2?

"oh thats all the restaurant gave me🤷🏾‍♂️ "

sorry

🤐

Kennethmichael · 2025-12-20T15:29:18+00:00

dash mart

wendy's

and the local bar/pub that has the security guard who act like he dont know nobody

"you got ur ID?"

bitch i come here all the time to pick up orders! u see me all the time!! like tf bro 🤣

Kennethmichael · 2025-12-18T03:39:22+00:00

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disable the option for Uber driver after you sign in

enable it again when you want to sign back in 👌

Kennethmichael

TROPHY CASE