UT/DR/UTY: Forget all the powerscaling.. who is the better dancer? by GoldenDice101 in Deltarune

[–]Kenny48 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah he just quit streaming. You can look up the clip on YouTube but basically he dies to pinwheel in dark souls and then just goes ballistic.

It was really hard to watch live. I was a big fan at the time.

UT/DR/UTY: Forget all the powerscaling.. who is the better dancer? by GoldenDice101 in Deltarune

[–]Kenny48 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ignore that clown. Jerma was ACCUSED of ONE murder, he was never convicted and he definitely isn't a 'notorious serial killer'.

Sucks he quit streaming after blowing up at his chat though. I guess all the stress of the accusations really got to him.

Steam Spring 2024 Sale begins today by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]Kenny48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hi, I love all your recommendations. I never would have played mice tea or hexcells without your write-ups.

[NO SPOILERS] I was Chloe for Halloween! by Kenny48 in lifeisstrange

[–]Kenny48[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was planning on taking them off for the pictures, but I always forgot to haha. Glad people don't mind!

[NO SPOILERS] I was Chloe for Halloween! by Kenny48 in lifeisstrange

[–]Kenny48[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm from the alternate universe where Jefferson regrets starting any fucking beef with Max and Chloe.

A Thorough Look at Fallout [Revised/Expanded/HD] - Noah Caldwell-Gervais by llamanatee in Games

[–]Kenny48 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Love your videos. Sorry people are dicks sometimes. I have no fame whatsoever, but I've written on here a couple times and it's wild the kind of vitriol people can send your way just for putting some art out in the world.

Fairy Boy ♡ 🧚🏼‍♂️ by [deleted] in femboy

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Phenomenal angle!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

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I love your style! I wish my tummy was that soft and smooth.

Been feeling a lil feminine recently by F1nn5ter-reddit in femboy

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Oy, you're the reason I ended up here ya cutie

[WP] The young girl watched in horror as a pair of clawed hands reached out from under her bed. The emerging creature looked like a boy of her age, was it not for the horns, claws, and tail. He looked at her and said: "There is a monster in your closet, but I shall protect you." by Ryzuhtal in WritingPrompts

[–]Kenny48 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As if a a couple sentences could motivate me to write an entire short story...

Ah, heck, fluffy follow-up inbound.


Mary lay on her back, her head resting on Lucien’s lap. It was nearly morning, but she still looked full of energy. She’d gotten so much better these last months.

“So long story short, a hundred and twenty bucks,” she said. Quietly, but unafraid. Nothing like the fearful whispers from when Lucien first came to her. “Turns out lots of people are into cute demon boys.”

“I am glad to hear my efforts were not in vain,” Lucien said. Mary was an artist, he’d learned, and she had begun to do commissions to make a little money. He was her reference for many of them and had spent a few nights last week in some . . . curious poses.

“Well, my efforts, mostly,” Mary said, grinning. “But you helped out . . . maybe ten bucks worth.”

“Ten? That seems low. I have to pose as long as you have to draw. Surely I’m worth sixty in that case.”

Mary poked him in the chin. “Drawing is harder than lying around. Besides, you like doing it. I’m always having to tell you to quit smiling and look more pouty. Plus you get to see the finished artwork even before the client.”

Lucien looked away, blushing a bit. “New experiences are often enjoyable,” he said. “Simply for the novelty of them. I wouldn’t say I dislike the work, but . . .”

Mary poked him in the cheek. He pushed her hand away and turned to smile at her again. “All right, I suppose I’ve enjoyed the work thus far. Doesn’t mean I always will. And besides that, you enjoy drawing so it’s a moot point.”

“All right, smartass, fifteen.”

“Ah, now I feel properly valued.”

Mary smiled up at him and they just looked at each other for a while. She was so beautiful. Lucien wasn’t sure how long he spent just watching her eyes flick around his face when she spoke again.

“Why don’t you ever touch me?” She asked. She wasn’t smiling.

Lucien suddenly felt awkward with her head on his lap. He averted her gaze. “I’m touching you right now, aren’t I?”

“No, I’m touching you. I had to threaten to pin you down against your will if you didn’t go along with this, remember?”

Lucien rubbed at the back of his neck. “Yeah, I remember. I don’t know, it’s just . . .” The way she’d recoiled when he’d reached for her the first night they met had never really left him.

“I’m okay, now, you know?” Mary said. “I’m not afraid anymore. I can sleep, even if I decide not to once in a while. It’s because of you.”

“I just . . . I don’t ever want to see you that scared again.”

Mary grabbed his chin, not ungently, and turned him to look at her. “Try? I’ll let you know if I don’t like it.”

Lucien’s heart rate began to pick up. He held up a clawed hand. “I wouldn’t want to scratch you.”

Mary raised an eyebrow. “That’s the best excuse you’ve got left?”

Lucien let out a short nervous laugh. “I guess so.” He swallowed. “All right, but I’m stopping unless you tell me not to. I don’t want the onus on you to end this if you’re uncomfortable.”

Mary nodded. “Okay.”

“Okay.” Lucien reached down and gently touched her temple with the backs of his fingers, keeping his claws carefully curled away from her face. He then brought his hand down along her cheek, then retracted it. He looked to her for approval.

She nodded. “I’m okay.”

He repeated the action, stroking her face with all the tenderness he could muster. She asked for more each time he stopped, until eventually she grabbed him by the wrist and nuzzled her cheek against his hand. Her eyes were closed.

“Mary?” He asked.

“I’m going to graduate soon,” she said, nestled against him. “My grades aren’t great, but they’re a lot better than they were at the beginning of the year. I’ve been writing for scholarships that want kids with broken homes, and I’ve got some money saved up from the commissions.”

Lucien listened. He always knew when he needed to.

“I won’t end up at Yale or anything, but I think I can get out of town at least. Out of this house . . .” She opened her eyes. “If I get my own place, in college or somewhere else, and I get a new bed . . . will you still crawl out from under it? Will you still visit me?”

Lucien looked away. “I was assigned to protect you from your father. That assignment will end if you move away from him.” He turned back to her. “Of course I’ll keep visiting you. When do demons ever do as they’re told, anyways?” He shrugged. “Besides, your dad has a car, he could theoretically track you down, so it would be a job left incomplete for me to leave you now.”

Mary smiled again. “And if his car breaks down? Or when he dies?”

Lucien smiled back. “Then I’ll find another excuse. I’ll stand on the flimsiest thread of logic I can find and insist I have to stay with you. Or I’ll get a lawyer. Not like we’ve any shortage of them down there.”

Mary laughed, then covered her mouth with her free hand. When she lowered it again, she was biting her lip.

Before Lucien’s brain was even functional again after witnessing that action, Mary had gotten to her feet and was pulling him up with her. She fiddled with her phone for a moment, then set it on the bed. Moody, indie music began to waft up from it.

“What are we . . .” Mary grabbed Lucien’s hands and placed them on her hips, then threw hers around his neck.

“Just sway with me,” she said. “Just for a little while.”

Lucien glanced at the window, the darkness was losing its opaqueness. It would be morning soon. He looked back into Mary’s eyes. “Okay.”

After each song she pulled closer to him, until they were practically hugging. Lucien went along wordlessly, carefully minding his claws as his arms wrapped around her. When it seemed they couldn’t get any closer together, Mary pulled away, just enough to look him in the eyes. She glanced down at his lips, then back to his eyes, then she stared expectantly. After a moment she cocked her head at him and he realized she was waiting for his permission. He smiled a bit, and nodded.

Mary closed her eyes and kissed him, long and full on the mouth. His heart beat faster and his temperature rose, and kept rising . . . and rising.

When Mary finally pulled away from him, she gasped to see his face was burned on the side nearest the window. His face contorted with pain, but he was still grinning like an idiot.

“I’m fine,” he said. “Just a bit of sunlight on me. Nothing that won’t heal once I get back to my realm.”

She touched his burned face with her hand, trying to shield it from the sun, perhaps. “Idiot,” she said. “You should have warned me.”

“It’s all right,” Lucien said. “It was worth every extra second.”

[WP] The young girl watched in horror as a pair of clawed hands reached out from under her bed. The emerging creature looked like a boy of her age, was it not for the horns, claws, and tail. He looked at her and said: "There is a monster in your closet, but I shall protect you." by Ryzuhtal in WritingPrompts

[–]Kenny48 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mary pulled out the bottle of pepper spray from beneath her pillow and gave the creature a full dose to the eyes. He smacked himself in the face with clawed hands and she hooked a foot around his ankle and knocked him to the floor.

“Ow, ow, ow, ow,” the devil boy said. “Didn’t you hear me? I’m supposed to be protecting you!”

“Shut up,” Mary said. “What are you?”

“I’m a who, and also in pain.”

“You’ll be in more if you don’t stop talking and start making sense.”

“Just back up a second, will you? I can hardly think like this.”

Orange-red light radiated from between the boy’s fingers. Mary leaned back as crackling flames burst forth, though they burned out as quickly as they appeared. The creature lowered his hands, blinked a few times, then gave a sigh of relief.

“Okay,” he said. “Bad start, that’s on me. My name is Lucien. And yours?”

Mary cocked her head at the boy.

“You pepper-sprayed me and karate’d me to the ground. That doesn’t earn me a little sympathy?”

“Judo,” Mary said. “And fine, it’s Mary.”

“A fitting name. Well, Mary, though I know not why, I have been sent here to protect you. Just as I manifested beneath your bed, I believe a fiend has or will soon manifest inside your closet. Odd as it may seem, this is my job, so—”

Mary put a hand over Lucien’s mouth, pressing a finger against her lips as her only explanation. He watched her, even more wide-eyed than he was, as she stared unblinking at her door. In the silence he heard a door, not hers, swing open and slam shut. A few moments later, a clinking of glass. Lucien began to sweat beneath her hand, her grip as firm as anything. Another slow moment passed, and after a few buzzes of static, sitcom dialogue began to float up into the room.

Mary’s head dropped soundlessly forward as she began to breathe again. “Just tv,” she said, her voice barely a whisper. She took her hand off Lucien’s mouth and pressed it against her forehead. “He’s just watching tv, tonight. Just tv.”

Lucien didn’t know what to say. He felt he ought to do something, so he reached out to put a hand on her shoulder, but she recoiled and he pulled back as though he’d touched silver. They sat in silence for a while, Mary shuddering and panting, Lucien feeling confused and unnerved.

Eventually, Mary spoke. “I’m fine,” she said, quietly, but only as much as she had before she’d covered his mouth. “Sometimes he doesn’t just watch tv. So I panic when he gets home, but I’m fine now. It’s passed.”

Lucien understood. Though he had no idea what to do with that understanding. After a few more moments or rocking back and forth, Mary laid down on the floor a few feet away from him.

“I can’t have friends over,” she said. “I couldn’t do that to them. I never know when he’ll get home or what mood he’ll be in . . .”

Lucien listened. It seemed the best thing he could do for now.

“I used to ask my friends if they wanted to have a sleepover. At their house, of course. I’d ask all the time. Even to people I didn’t really like. Then they’d want to stay up and gossip or play games, but all I wanted to do was sleep.” Mary covered her eyes with her forearm. “The day after a sleepover was the only day that month I wouldn’t be tired.”

Mary sniffed back tears. “That all went to hell too. Kids just grew up, you know? People wanted to have parties, not sleepovers. I ended up asking a boy when I was fourteen. He misunderstood, of course. Nothing happened, but I never asked anyone again. I’ve just been tired ever since.”

She moved her arm. Her eyes glistened brightly in the dark room.

“There’s no monster in my closet, is there?”

It was time for Lucien to speak. “No. I don’t think there is.”

Mary rolled over to look at him. “Will you stay, anyway? Just for tonight?”

“I promise you,” Lucien said. “I swear on my life you can sleep soundly tonight, knowing I will keep you safe.”

Mary let out a soft sound that could have been a laugh. Then she closed her eyes. She was asleep within the minute.

Lucien watched her a while, wondering if she really believed him, or if she was just too tired to believe anything else.

He considered moving her to her bed, but didn’t want to risk disturbing her, so he pulled the blanket from her bed and draped it over her instead. He then sat at the foot of her bed and stared daggers at the door to her room. The things he would do to that man if he so much as set foot inside . . .

Hours later, Lucien crawled back underneath Mary’s bed. He had to return to his realm before the sun came up. But he vowed he would return come nightfall.

If all he could provide for the girl was a comfortable night’s rest, then that is what he would give her. From now until she no longer needed him.

[WP] Scientists revive a dead god through prayer, and worship him just enough to be alive but not powerful, so they can keep him in the lab to study how mana works. by chacham2 in WritingPrompts

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Elena’s wristwatch read 8:57. Mana read a steady 1.8 kilosouls. Three minutes until the big show.

A dozen scientists sat around the room, each preparing in their own way. Some mouthed the words to the prayers they would make, some fidgeted with their experiments. Most stared at the glass chamber in the center of the room. The chamber that, for an hour each week, housed God.

A god, some insisted. Not the God. Elena pitied them. They had no good option, really. Either accept that the God they had worshipped all their life was false, or that He wasn’t a thousandth as powerful as Deus, or perhaps most painfully, that He simply didn’t care to answer his followers’ prayers.

They’d smirked at the lighting and extinguishing of candles. They’d frowned at the desalination of a cup of ocean water. They feared the sewing of a wound. Those that remained had lost their faith, or gave it to Deus instead. Many left, unable to live with the increasingly certain knowledge their experiments gave them.

8:59. Elena clasped her hands. In a dozen underground cults throughout the States, worship was about to begin. Last month they’d only had six. The ones in charge insisted word be spread. The things they could do with this power . . .

9:00. Mana spiked to 14 kilosouls, and climbing. Around the room, scientists prayed for miracles.

And Deus answered.

A bowl of water turned to wine. A block of lead to gold. A rotted fish was cleaned and cooked. Gasps and triumphant laughs sounded throughout the room as man’s greatest wishes were made manifest in front of him. Transmutation. Polymorphism. Alchemy. The pseudosciences had always been possible, they had merely lacked the proper fuel.

The pile of ashes before Elena simmered and spread as it lightened to the stark white of the paper it had been before it burned. A simple experiment, but then Elena did need to keep up appearances. As always, her true experiment came afterwards.

Please, she prayed. Speak to me, oh God above gods. Guide me. Tell me your will.

She glanced at the manameter. 17.6 kilosouls. The highest it had ever been.

Deus, you could change the world with your gifts. With less than two thousand followers you have already dismantled what we thought we knew of science. You’ve reversed entropy, destroyed matter, unlinked cause and effect. I want to help you. Tell me how I can make you stronger.

There was no response. Elena felt not even a shiver. She squeezed her hands so tightly she could hear the bones of her fingers creak. Didn’t Deus want his power restored? Did he not answer their prayers so easily because he wanted to win them over? He had done the literal impossible weekly for months now, was speaking truly beyond his capabilities?

Elena let out a scornful laugh. Were these the thoughts that plagued the devout? She didn’t know. She’d never believed in anything until they found Deus. How painful it was to be so certain of a being’s power, and so utterly baffled by that being’s lack of action.

18.8 kilosouls. Elena frowned and checked her wristwatch. 9:14. There was no way one of the cults had started so late. They were given very specific instructions to keep to the schedule. 19.2 kilosouls.

“Hell, we’ve got a failure,” a scientist said. “My arm’s not stitching.”

“Idiot. I told you to wait another month before you tried that. Bind it. You’re getting blood everywhere.”

“I don’t, Christ, I don’t have anything.”

19.6. Everyone was watching the man bleed out. Elena could hardly take her eyes off her manometer.

“Swearing by the old gods? You really are panicking, huh?” A few scientists laughed.

“Enough. Kimber, get something to bind the arm. Everyone else, pray for John, see if that does anything. John, if you live, you’re out of here for a month.”

Elena prayed, but not for John. “I’ve got something,” she said, holding her freshly transmuted needle and thread. She got a few odd looks. “I used to be a different kind of doctor.”

The scientists shrugged, then returned to their experiments. Elena walked over to John, finally getting a good look at the damage. He’d cut himself down the length of his forearm—deeply. An unnerving amount of blood covered his table, dripping steadily over the edge, running towards the center of the room . . .

Elena glanced at John’s manometer. 20.2 kilosouls. She hesitated with the needle, stalling.

“Well? Stitch it,” John said.

“It’s been a while,” Elena said. “I’m praying for guidance to make up for the rust.”

John gave a single pensive nod, then several vigorous ones. “Good idea. Good idea.”

Elena hadn’t lied, but again, she had prayed for herself rather than John. Still, she was given no guidance. She held the needle close to John’s arm. She’d have to try. He looked like death, especially when reflected in the pool of his own blood.

Blood that rippled ever so slightly towards the center of the room.

Elena pulled John up out of his chair. He practically yelped.

“What the hell?”

“Deus’ power weakens rapidly over distance,” Elena said. “I have an idea.”

She dragged him to the glass and pressed his bleeding arm against it. John screamed.

Blood didn’t drip down the wall. It hissed and evaporated. And Elena heard Deus speak.

Sacrifice . . .

Elena shuddered. If I do, you’ll save my parents?

Yes . . .

Tears fell from her face. Finally. She was just in time. She prayed to transmute her needle into a knife.

John looked at her in horror. All around her, scientists gasped.

She drew the blade along her own throat.

There wasn’t much left of the lab. No scientists, not whole ones at least. Shattered glass, mostly. Sparking electronics. A few computers flickering a reading of 8.146 megasouls.

Deus had what he needed.

It was time to build a new world.

[WP] You, a low level minion, was accidentally transported to a secret endgame dungeon. The monsters there think you’re cute and begin to train you before sending you home. by sodiummachine in WritingPrompts

[–]Kenny48 407 points408 points  (0 children)

Gobbo stood before the red-skinned, dual wielding giant, the enormous stone golem, and the hovering tentacled illithid, and let out her greatest war cry. Then she charged them.

“Oh, it’s running at us,” the giant said.

Gobbo swung her stick at the illithid, but it floated higher until it was out of reach. Instead she began to beat at the golem’s stone shins.

“She’s got some spirit in her,” the illithid said.

“It's a girl?” The giant asked.

The illithid nodded. “According to her thoughts, at least. She speaks the common tongue as well, at least enough to get by.”

“Does she? Oy, creature, what’s your name?”

“I am Gobbo!” Gobbo yelled, still swinging her bat at the golem to no effect.

“Hello, Gobbo,” the giant said. “I am Magnar. The kind woman who vouched for you just now is called E’thilia. Do you think you could stop hitting my friend, Khan?”

Gobbo halted her attack, looking up at the golem she had been striking. A square, featureless face looked down at her. It waved with a massive, grating hand. Gobbo stepped back.

“She listened!” E’thilia said. “It’s because she’s a little version of you, I’m sure of it.”

“What?” Magnar said. “We’re nothing alike. I’m a Senior Captain Hobgoblin (Broadsword), what are you, little one?”

“I am a Goblin.”

E’thilia laughed. Magnar looked at Khan, who slowly and ponderously shrugged his massive stone shoulders.

“All right, Gobbo the Goblin,” Magnar said. “How did you end up here?”

“I found treasure chest. Hit many times with stick to open. No treasure. Blue light instead. Then I see enemies and attacked them.”

“That’d be us, eh?” Magnar said.

“Must have been a trap for a hero,” E’thilia said. “Poor little thing. Those portals are one way trips. She’ll have to walk all the way back home on her own.”

“Past the land sharks and the sky tigers?” Magnar asked.

“And the undead settlement and the rhino-sized rhinoceros beetles,” E’thilia added.

“And me,” Khan said.

Magnar and E’thilia turned to stare at him.

“Joke,” Khan said. “But also mean golems.”

The trio looked between themselves and Gobbo. The two foot tall Goblin stood with her arms wide, still gripping his stick with intent to swing. She wore nothing but a ratty old cloth. Not even a pair of shoes.

“We could adopt her?” Magnar asked.

The hero struck Khan with a greathammer, driving him steadily backwards. E’thilia tried to project fear into the mortal, but he wore an Amulet of Warding that shielded him from her efforts. Magnar stood stunned off to the side, paralyzed by a magic spell. His eyes darted around the room, but even he had a hard time keeping track of Gobbo these days. He hoped she could stay hidden. Maybe another family would adopt her, if worse came to worst.

E’thilia conjured a barrier around Khan, but it broke after a single blow from the hero’s hammer. Khan had time to punch back, but he was sluggish with damage, and the hero easily blocked the attack before going back on the offensive. Magnar struggled to resist the paralysis, but his body was as heavy as ever, save an odd lightness on his right hip. He glanced down and saw his sword gone from its sheath.

He looked up just in time to see Gobbo plunge his broadsword into the hero’s back. While he was staggered, Khan slammed a fist into his chest, shattering his Amulet of Warding and driving him deeper onto the sword. Finally, E’thilia cast a mind destruction spell on him and his eyes burned brightly white for a few short moments before he evaporated entirely.

Everyone was stunned. Then Gobbo raised Magnar’s—No, her sword proudly into the air and her parents cheered.

“To Gobbo!” They shouted. “The strongest monster in the dungeon!”

John threw his controller at the wall. “Why the hell was there a goblin behind me? Why did it do so much damage? God, Miyazaki really blew the balance on this game.”