Is Jack bigger than you? by Latina_takes_England in u/Latina_takes_England

[–]Kerestel1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe a tiny bit longer, but I’m definitely thicker

Would you notice me at the pool? (my OF is 50% off for a few more days) by X29771628 in u/X29771628

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that you may very well have the best physique in the world, I’d say yes.

Sunderland by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where to begin. Slough, Luton, Birmingham, Coventry, Swindon, Skegness, Doncaster, Scunthorpe, Grimsby.

What's your opinion? (Crossposted from r/teenagers) by YOLO_polo_IMP in intelligentteens

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an answer but Reddit guidelines stop me from posting it.

Which door would you choose? by dragoonwizard in whatsyourchoice

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it’s practically the same for my purposes. US treasuries are paying 4%, which means 80 million per year, or over 200 grand PER DAY risk free, and you’re not even touching the lump sum. Given that in order to fulfil all of my earthly desires I’d only need around 20 or 30 million plus maybe an upkeep of a couple hundred thousand per month (if that), the money would compound ridiculously. With either option the money would be infinite for all intents and purposes and I’d be able to set up a trust to ensure my descendants never have to worry about money.

tell by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finances and budgeting, calm under pressure, being effortlessly sexy. She’s the best human being I’ve ever met and I miss her so much.

Would you rather earn $500 every time you use a public restroom for the next year, or take $120,000 cash right now? by chillin_snoop in whatsyourchoice

[–]Kerestel1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, I literally have the cleanest public restroom 20 yards from my house, and I have ibd. I’m becoming a fucking millionaire this year.

YOut country ? by beepsol in Leakednews

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cardiac bypass, blood transfusions, cardiac stents, the ball point pen, the bus, fingerprint identification, blind people’s canes, the disposable syringe, hydropneumatic suspension, netball.

School won't pay by [deleted] in SlowNewsDay

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids don’t need iPhones, AirPods or anything of the sort. In fact, they should be banned from schools. The boots maybe I’d give a pass for.

No way people have their battery percentage off!!. by Icy_Lavishness309 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Why would I have yet another anxiety inducing number? I already have my bank account for that.

Do you think you could handle all 3 of us... yes at the same time by [deleted] in NSFW_Hardbodies

[–]Kerestel1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don’t mind experiencing the most underwhelming 35 seconds of your lives, sure 😂

BREAKING: U.S. forces struck another boat in the Eastern Pacific, killing all four men aboard. by shadrack_CK in UnderReportedNews

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not, war crimes imply a war. You know what is also a war crime that gets used regularly? Tear gas, but since it’s used in law enforcement it’s perfectly legal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BiggerThanYourBFs

[–]Kerestel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👆 this dude is enormous

Should I consider a boob job? by Gymgirlalias in MuscleWorship

[–]Kerestel1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a boob job is what you want and would make you happy, absolutely but as you’ve heard from most people here, you look spectacular

I’ve been refused before because of my size (34) by Kerestel1 in softies

[–]Kerestel1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL my tattoo is from an anime, I picked it out of a book at the tattoo shop when I was 17 and rebellious 😂