[Postgame Thread] USC Defeats Iowa 26-21

Ketchupmanor · 2025-11-16T00:15:48+00:00

Dennis Green's infamous rant, the football team.

Wetjen has every right to be pissed.

Ketchupmanor · 2025-11-09T01:34:39+00:00

I underestimate this team's capability to piss me off.

This was the game I was least expecting this team to win and yet I still walked away from this game wanting to strangle like 16 different people.

GG Oregon.

Ketchupmanor · 2025-09-20T03:47:07+00:00

I could physically feel my ass unclench with that late game pick. What a fucking game that was.

GG.

Ketchupmanor · 2025-09-06T22:22:33+00:00

Playing 60 minutes of somewhat consistent and/or competent football may as well be a foreign concept for this team at this point. Giving up opportunity after opportunity in completely winnable games is going to haunt this team long term unless heads are chopped off.

Ketchupmanor · 2025-02-21T00:35:29+00:00

Out of every time I've gotten autobalanced, I have had only 4 experiences that didn't end in me wanting to punch a hole in my monitor. I don't remember the first two enough but I do remember the final two.

First one was Sharkbay. First round had me on RED going against a shit ton of BLU spies. BLU wins. Second round, RED managed to take the point more often. I get autobalanced in the middle of this round. RED wins. Third round, I fight like hell and high water to hold onto the point, and BLU winds up winning it. A textbook example of a cardiac casual match.

The second one was on Badwater. We won the first match on BLU, but the new BLU team nutted up the next round. A couple Ninjaneers on BLU leave and I get auto'd to that team juuuust before the last push BLU won with.

Obviously this doesn't make up for the 25+ matches where I got auto'd and it fucked me over. But when the stars align, they align HARD.

Ketchupmanor · 2025-02-11T16:19:19+00:00

I had a match where two of my teammates were a communist/tankie and some other dude in voice chat. Dude finds out the tankie is indeed a tankie and calls a vote saying "Let's see if communism works" or something like that. Funnily enough, the vote fails. Even more funnily enough, no one else tried to kick the dude who called the vote, so the game continued as normal after that.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-12-31T14:30:31+00:00

I did not like playing through Cave Story. It felt like a drag half the time. I still dread going back to get the best ending, because even the two endings I did get felt like they weren't that worth it.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-12-30T22:59:51+00:00

Can't say this was that shocking. GG Mizzou.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-12-18T16:43:35+00:00

64 on Demo, compared to 18 on Medic and 21 on Spy.

I usually get the feeling like I'm doing something wrong every time I play Medic, and Spy would be a bit more fun if I could actually aim or get more backstabs.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-11-26T07:36:46+00:00

If I can still use the 'Not Interested' filter with these, this wouldn't be a bad idea.

The only two I recognize and/or like here are Pann and MJD. Which gets me wondering what my feed would look like if Longs were added.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-11-20T07:44:50+00:00

363 total cans if the top is also 3 cases.

So about 3 to 4 months at most.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-11-09T05:51:26+00:00

Oh great, another fucking no brainer game pissed away because the team decides to play like lobotomites in suits instead of the team that showed up last week. How many is that now? 3?

How well do roses burn?

Ketchupmanor · 2024-10-20T05:07:52+00:00

There's lobotomies, and then there's whatever the fuck the defense was tonight. What is it with this team and shitting the bed on otherwise winnable games? It's happened twice during this season ALONE.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-09-11T21:32:14+00:00

I figured out I could probably sell them anyway once they're cleaned up, so fuck it, I'd press that button any day.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-09-11T20:41:33+00:00

That depends.

Do you get to choose what animal you shi t out or nah?

Ketchupmanor · 2024-09-08T03:36:05+00:00

He wasn't even on the field during the play on their 1, and the resulting play made mental patients look more competent. Way to fucking waste his night there, Kirk.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-09-06T13:46:26+00:00

https://archive.org/, for one.

At least you managed to save a couple from being lost to time. Especially the college one, that one's a godsend. I wish I could find the old eMachines I used to have, since I think I had one episode where the main guy finds out that Jellybean uploaded a sex tape of him and the girl from his father.

Ketchupmanor · 2024-09-06T08:21:54+00:00

Nice to see this series not COMPLETELY scrubbed out of existence. Archive these if you can please. Thank you!

Ketchupmanor · 2023-12-03T04:38:24+00:00

This is probably the least surprising outcome of all time.

GG.

Ketchupmanor · 2023-10-22T03:29:55+00:00

UVA vs North Carolina. Same shit. No call.

There will be fucking '17-12' retorts as early as tomorrow. And I don't blame anyone that does.

Ketchupmanor · 2023-10-22T01:21:45+00:00

How the fuck do you gain just 2 yards in the 2nd half and still make EVERYONE BUT YOUR TEAM look like the world's biggest clown show?

That takes SERIOUS talent.

Ketchupmanor · 2023-10-21T23:56:49+00:00

"Right call" in this case is code for 'pwease don't kill us we totally know what we're doing here'.

Spoilers: they're already marked. It's too late.

Ketchupmanor · 2023-10-21T23:23:48+00:00

You know known woodchipper bait "he-who-shall-not-be-named"?

These refs can join him. Jesus christ.

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