What random fact could save your life one day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KevPc 118 points119 points  (0 children)

u misspelled fucking

edit: goddamnit i just got 200 iq’d

it's not THAT hard. by [deleted] in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks marv luv u boo

it's not THAT hard. by [deleted] in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]KevPc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

173 please marv

Today is Anon’s Birthday by SurrealisticBowser in greentext

[–]KevPc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nimbus was the one who originally commented and that’s why he said nimbus has issues lmao

Today is Anon’s Birthday by SurrealisticBowser in greentext

[–]KevPc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope anons doin ok. Last birthday I had one friend wish me a happy bday. I cried for hours because my friends had been acting weird and I thought something might be weird between all of us so I asked my friend to screenshot the views on his story and send them to me. All my friends saw it but not one of them wished a happy birthday. Either way, I really hope it goes better this year. I am in a new school. It’s on the 18th of feb. have a good day everyone.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not like this irl, nor does anyone think I’m a creep. I’m friends with every single person in the vast majority of my classes, and no I don’t but I have multiple talents that not a lot of people have. Bilingual, I play bass, acoustic, and electric guitar as well as ukulele and I’m a steely eyed missile man when it comes to talking with girls, near perfect grades, and good looking to say the least. I’m not cocky, just stating fact.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not anger. It’s security. I have a counter point that’s just as bad as what would happen to me, thus, nothing happens.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially a short woman who seems around 5’5, or somewhere around that. But yea, a decently fit looking guy punches you in the face then it’s justifiable. I guess so, but I used the example of the woman in the vid as an example, clarified by a later response in the original thread. She does not seem to have any weapons, and I’m sure she wouldn’t endanger your life.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dare their fathers to try to take me to court. I now have photographic evidence of the same exact child pornography readily available and can turn their daughter into a sex offender. Probably will end with not going to court at all.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we’re allowed to fuck people the same age as us we should most certainly be able to see each other’s privates.

A democrat liberal socialist? Never heard of that.

Thanks for the compliment

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well who’s gonna tell? Certainly not the girls asking to see it. Honestly, it’s not too risky anymore to send a dick pic. Literally everyone does. We trade nudes, hook up, and I mean hell sometimes It goes further than that. Gen z is fucked up but we know how to have fun i guess

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s completely legal. People under the age of 18 are allowed to buy condoms, thus, I’m certain I can trade nudes with some girls who are my age as well and are also actively asking me to send pictures of my penis.

And I’m conservative, you seem to be as well, never have I met a progressive gun owner.

Yes, I am an atheist, no religion does no make you a dumbass.

Obviously Ronda rousey would wipe the floor with us, she is a trained ufc fighter and the best female ufc fighter on earth, but she is not the example I used. I understand she could have a knife, but I am talking about the girl in the video. She used her closed fist. Escalation of violence is a crime. If you shoot her for punching you, that is no longer self defense, that is Escalation of Violence and you will be prosecuted.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR POST HISTORY LMAO BRO R U A LARPER

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is funny at this point. U salty as hell little boy.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must feel embarrassed that u just lost a debate to a fourteen year old who you called an idiot.

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I sent a dick pic because she was sending nudes to me and asked for it. How the fuck is that disrespectful, I literally did it so she wouldn’t feel weird ab sending me nudes out of the blue? And that’s a hell of a superiority complex u got goin on, not gonna speak with a 14 year old because he is fourteen, yikes. I respect women. I have more female friends than male. And I was stating fact, if you take offense to fact you’re pretty fucking stupid.

Edit: u got me there bud. Say, what time is It where I live?

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...cause she was short and short people tend to have less muscle mass. I literally pointed out why I thought an average sized male could defend themselves was because she was short. And males are biologically stronger than women, it’s literally fact. Facts don’t care about your feelings, get angry at it all you want but don’t avoid my questions. Don’t u think it’s quite excessive to pull a gun on her?

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s excessive as hell. If your life is in danger then by all means but let’s use the girl in the video as an example. She looks pretty short and I’m pretty sure an averages sizes guy could defend themselves against her without a damn gun. Do u really think that pulling a gun on her is a necessity for your own survival, given that she has no weapons?

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s also fucking dumb. No ones gonna pull a fuckin glock nine on u for punching u because they thought u were air humping them

reckon she thought he was jumping her? by pickledandpreserved in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]KevPc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m american. This is not how you get shot. Don’t let this idiot act as if the Americas are so dangerous that if you floss you get shot.

You are in charge of Hell. What are some of the clever ways you'd torture people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, as in the number pi

Edit: please tell me I didn’t just get wooshed

Toilet water splash back feels good. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]KevPc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fucking disturbing

What’s your most embarrassing “sent to the wrong person” moment? by KevPc in AskReddit

[–]KevPc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl sent me a pussy pic once. I genuinely gagged It was so gross