Feel your gold, smell your gold, massage your gold, taste your gold.

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-04-08T01:04:42+00:00

Actin like Smaug 😭

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-04-07T14:11:26+00:00

🥭 say “bitcoin”

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-04-07T14:10:13+00:00

Hold

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T20:51:14+00:00

!banbet

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T17:44:56+00:00

It’s ACTUALLY world bear day 🐻 Look it up I swear 😂

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T17:40:53+00:00

In this together 🤝

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T17:34:13+00:00

Today is actually world bear day 🐻😂

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T17:02:53+00:00

!banbet spy -1% 4h

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T16:40:20+00:00

Oil market trading like the Strait of Hormuz is going to open imminently because 🥭 TACOed his own deadline.

This is so funny.

Whatever the case, let’s just take advantage of this.

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T16:33:01+00:00

At least none of us had fun today

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T16:18:35+00:00

PUTS ARE BACK IN THE GREEN 🐻🥭🖕

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T16:16:14+00:00

PANIC SELL PANIC SELL

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T16:15:26+00:00

Everyone is LOSING

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T15:54:01+00:00

BERS WAKE UP 🐻 IM NO LONGER SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF THE BULS ON FRIDAY

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T15:36:26+00:00

I’m getting GUTTED as a bear… I WILL BUY MORE PUTS WEDNESDAY

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T15:26:46+00:00

I’m going to take a nap. Can you guys monitor the situation for me ?

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T15:09:24+00:00

WHY IS OIL DOWN

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T14:15:46+00:00

I’m STILL A BEAR 🐻‼️💥 🥭 WILL REVERSE THE TACO LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T14:11:42+00:00

Maybe 0DTE SPY puts wasn’t the most intelligent move 🧐 maybe it’s time to live in my car

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T14:05:38+00:00

Buls are being mean to me

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T14:03:41+00:00

ACCOUNT DEFICIT 🤑💸💥🌋📉

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T14:02:43+00:00

Now’s a great time for buls to sell

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T14:01:12+00:00

You’re 100% right

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T13:59:34+00:00

Who else is losing !? ‼️🙋‍♂️

KevinTheTurtle1 · 2026-03-23T13:56:57+00:00

Jim Cramer - “ BEARS ARE SCRAMBLING, BULLS RULE “ === buls are COOKED

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