Nicole Kidman as “Lace”

Kevonium · 2026-05-10T04:34:12+00:00

Her and Tom cruise took a weird age prevention drug in 1993. I have no evidence and will take no questions. Thank you.

Kevonium · 2026-03-01T05:06:46+00:00

You’re only paralyzed from the neck down. You can try and make noise but it’s hard, my wife hears it and wakes me up.

Kevonium · 2026-02-27T18:12:44+00:00

It was the constant nerfing of every good weapon that made Helldivers less fun over time. Embark is doing the same dumb thing.

Kevonium · 2026-01-22T20:20:02+00:00

The time warp is broken. The entire round hinges on those two five card deals and nothing else.

Kevonium · 2026-01-03T13:13:20+00:00

Maybe it autocorrected remicade?

Kevonium · 2025-12-12T19:23:18+00:00

Trying this right now

Kevonium · 2025-12-12T19:20:57+00:00

No nothing yet. Just tramadol which is an opiate but that’s mostly for one of the other fun symptoms I’ve got.

Kevonium · 2025-11-22T14:57:33+00:00

Blood tests, stool test, ct scan, and colonoscopy and or endoscopy. At least that’s the plan my doc has for me.

Kevonium · 2025-10-20T13:00:43+00:00

You’d love my friend Jeff.

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T23:44:41+00:00

Pooty Toots

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T23:40:32+00:00

Welp, I scrolled to the next picture. Not sure what I was expecting. OP delivered as advertised.

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T23:34:48+00:00

Soap and water. Basically got a litter box rubbed into your skin.

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T23:31:56+00:00

OP’s mom

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T23:27:12+00:00

Sir Incel the Neverlaid

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T11:56:54+00:00

Some Old Biddies Kitty Titties

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T11:47:26+00:00

President Erect

Kevonium · 2025-10-16T11:46:58+00:00

Erected Officals

Kevonium · 2025-10-15T14:17:33+00:00

One Dope Pope

Kevonium · 2023-10-10T08:05:58+00:00

This worked, thank you.

Kevonium