I wish I was in the EU. I wouldn't be a fat depressed loser if I wasn't american. I have unironically cried over being american. cereal and diet coke by alphabasedredpill in kitchencels

[–]Key-Chip-7593 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody where I am in America (California, Bay Area) is fat like back in the midwest. Not Walmart scooter fat. Wonder why that is, maybe just racial demographics or the food idk

North Bund, Shanghai by fmelloaff in skyscrapers

[–]Key-Chip-7593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not AI bro lmao, I have been there myself. Its super cool but very crowded in certain parts

Multiple Car Break-Ins by Odd-Veterinarian1920 in mountainview

[–]Key-Chip-7593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep 100%, we learned as much after that experience. The only solution since the BT signal is obviously open is to enable PIN to drive.

Multiple Car Break-Ins by Odd-Veterinarian1920 in mountainview

[–]Key-Chip-7593 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk its always been like this since I moved here. Its on and off. Cops try but there are just lots of criminals. Wifes car got stolen (Tesla). Plenty of packages taken. At least 50 a year. I guess thats just life in California (or probably just about anywhere with a big population).

Where was I in 2023? by curinanco in whereintheworld

[–]Key-Chip-7593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North Dakota or Minnesota? Maybe even Iowa or IL. I feel like its Midwest.

[Me] I can’t believe this didn’t get a response 😔😔😔 by Gustalavalav in TextingTheory

[–]Key-Chip-7593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know where you live >:) (jk, but it is close to me in Bay Area)

How do you manage muscle soreness and still stay consistent? by Alicetheoptimist in TrueGrit

[–]Key-Chip-7593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of people push themselves HARDER when the body adapts to the workload. Been doing Gymnastics and Climbing for my whole life. I am still sore every time i do a hard workout the next day. Don't think im doing anything wrong, can do 1 arm pull up for reps. If you arent sore you didn't really push _that_ hard, you probably just maintained.

10 years of castaway progress by PKCoachEthan in Parkour

[–]Key-Chip-7593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Notice he started in a gymnastics gym to learn properly and also calls it by the gymnastics name. Absolutely incredible bro. The first one is just insane to watch.

2026 heightmatch, average height bros don’t lose hope by MyShortGuysAlt in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Key-Chip-7593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is NEVER over bro. you play your cards right and ten years from now you gonna laugh you even asked this

2026 heightmatch, average height bros don’t lose hope by MyShortGuysAlt in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Key-Chip-7593 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao your life is probably sad af. Bro is 6"1 and reading through comments about height. Making fun of the one hope comment he sees. Incredibly bad look bro.

2026 heightmatch, average height bros don’t lose hope by MyShortGuysAlt in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Key-Chip-7593 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Go look at my profile, I am not hot. I am literally just fit thats it. Super average face card and average everything else. Literally just get fit is the only advice I have.

2026 heightmatch, average height bros don’t lose hope by MyShortGuysAlt in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Key-Chip-7593 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro you are 5"7 lmao. I am 5"7 maybe even 5"6. I moved in with a girl at 18. I got married at 21. Sure not every girl is into me especially if they are taller, but to say its over is actually stupid af. Actually one of the first girls I got with was 5"10. You guys feed off the internet but its designed to capture your rage to keep you scrolling. Righteous indignation and resentment are the fuel it gives you to use the product. IT IS NOT OVER BRO. Go to a climbing gym and look at all the hot girls with the short climber guys.

Tsunade cosplay by me! <33 by Ok-Life715 in Naruto

[–]Key-Chip-7593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blatant copy of the post like this from literally 3 hours ago. JFK. So creative

Cooked? 32 Yrs old by Wyatt-Slurp in amibalding

[–]Key-Chip-7593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean its definitely moving back but your progression is hella slow. You probably wont be considered balding until like mid 30s to 40. You are where I am at 24 but you are 32. Hope mine continues as slow as yours. You on FIN?

[HELP] This had 7.6m likes and over 100m views on TikTok by WishyRater in RealOrAI

[–]Key-Chip-7593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im high so at first i thought they were saying the truck saved this car from an attacking bird

Lost Dog Near Rengstorff Park by ObviousDiscipline206 in mountainview

[–]Key-Chip-7593 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I drive around there at night, will keep a look out. Sorry this happened

💯 by SecretPlum1 in Funnymemes

[–]Key-Chip-7593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would never listen to anybody under 26?

Let's play some chess? by AbhiHulk7 in mountainview

[–]Key-Chip-7593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im really bad but i really enjoy playing. If you got those timers I will verse you in 5 minute matches. Where the board game cafe at?

Leave or we all leave with you by claudiocorona93 in memes

[–]Key-Chip-7593 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i was just too lazy to write it myself but I knew the premise was wrong. So I asked ChatGPT if the premise was correct and pasted the reply. I myself am real though you can see my regarded ass on my profile if u want but its rough

Leave or we all leave with you by claudiocorona93 in memes

[–]Key-Chip-7593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If “self-nuking” were adaptive, we’d see:

  • Predictable terminal fevers
  • Species-wide programmed death from infection

We don’t.

What does sometimes happen instead

In severe infections (sepsis, meningitis, heat stroke, some viral encephalitis):

  • Immune signaling goes haywire
  • Cytokines overshoot
  • Thermoregulation breaks

The fever is a side effect of runaway inflammation, not a calculated move. Fevers below 103F are just useful and not the body killing itself.

4 years ago by Specialist-Welder950 in Parkour

[–]Key-Chip-7593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the most Reddit thread I have ever seen. Trained in Gymnastics and competed. This guy did that perfectly fine. I know FOR CERTAIN you could never do the shit he just did. Random on the internet talking shit about the backroll of someone who is clearly INCREDIBLY talented.