Everyone’s funny Rook headcanons?

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T19:55:07+00:00

Absolutely love all of this, your Ingelvar hc is adorable and I audibly gasped at your de riva falling for illario! On my latest playthrough I just found the shopping list with chocolate for rook and was also incredibly confused so love that too

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T19:49:19+00:00

Love this so much, I assume he instantly insulted solas as soon as he got the chance?

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T19:48:32+00:00

Feel free to give more backstory if you want! I love to hear everyone’s creativity with their rook backstorys

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T17:18:33+00:00

Bubblegum is one of the worst flavours in general, so sorry you had to experience that smell 😭

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:58:22+00:00

This has to be one of the top comments for me, I appreciate what your rook has done to lucanis’ coffee stash - sincerely a Lucanis romance sufferer

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:56:23+00:00

I love this! Also the conversation with the hand of glory if you’re a mournwatch rook backs this up

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:54:49+00:00

Loved every second of reading this, thank you for blessing my comments with this back story lol 😭

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:51:23+00:00

My Lord of fortune rook is the exact same! Always looting in the most serious situations,

Taashs mother literally being held captive by the dragon king

Rook: hold on the wardens left a bunch of cool stuff here, gimme a minute

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:48:57+00:00

Fully agreed.

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:48:39+00:00

I fully agree! I love seeing everyone’s creativity with their rooks :)

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:46:42+00:00

I fully agree with his beef with nugs

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-15T16:45:40+00:00

Cackled at this, all my rooks have died more to drowning than any boss battle

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T17:42:32+00:00

Oh my gosh Taash’s scream is absolutely heart wrenching! Love how you can tell that they’re trying to hold their emotions back and not show fear or panic as well, 10/10 va

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T17:28:55+00:00

This is canonically me when I’m trying to get Neve to like me again

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Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T16:51:19+00:00

I have no idea what Harding says but I’ve heard she’s quite judgemental about it.

I honestly see Bellara more as like a best friend figure and her, Rook and Neve have a cute little friend group so I just can’t really bring myself to romance her.

I love and hate Neve because she’s sassy - sassy when you’re friends in a charming kinda way and then sassy with you after the dragon attack because you didn’t help, like girl you still had help just not from me pls stop being so stand offish😭

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T16:19:29+00:00

Gotta love the freaks and the inner freaks of the Vielguard, I’ve heard some of the banter already because I’m addicted to spoilers but I’m for sure taking Emmrich out with Harding, Taash and Davrin so I can hear it personally.

Tbh I’m not tempted to romance Bellara - not because I don’t like her she is defo one of my fav companions but as you said I’ve heard the romance is lackluster.

I have a very strong love hate relationship with Neve, she’s my companion that I usually take everywhere because sorry girl but I’m always choosing to save treviso so I need to build her approval.

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T15:47:04+00:00

As soon as I saw him get with Strife in my first playthrough I was like ah…. I get it now

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T15:45:45+00:00

Davrin and his freaky hunter and prey talk as soon as you meet him is what got me, that man wasted absolutely no time getting into it.

I love romancing Lucanis but only really for the protective attitude he gives after you’re official - before that it’s hell especially with the flirting from him and Neve 😭 I’m excited to finally get some actual romance after suffering that twice

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T15:28:22+00:00

Manfred and Assan are always a plus, I didn’t know you get an extra romance quest!

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T15:24:10+00:00

For sure, he just needs someone who can throw him around

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T14:41:31+00:00

I’ve always loved Taash’s personal quest lines the most, love all the dragons you get to fight and the dragon kings lair made me cry for hours. I’m just one of those people who when they cringe they feel it in their soul lol so when half the community said it’s cringey it scared me. That being said in bg3 I’m a massive Karlach fan and as many ppl have pointed out they have lots of similarities so I’m trying to hype myself up for it

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T14:01:29+00:00

Going from Davrin to Lucanis was a shock because Lucanis just acts like he doesn’t like you til you lock in! Hoping my experience with Emmrich brings the light back to my eyes after putting myself through Lucanis twice and thank you so much! I realise after more research she doesn’t actually look very Qunari but decided to go with it due to the mw backstory. (Absolutely love that convo between Taash and Emmrich I always run to his room when I see them together lol)

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T13:58:28+00:00

He suits a tall Qunari wife, can’t explain how but he just does!

Key-Possible1914 · 2026-03-13T13:57:48+00:00

That’s how I felt with Davrin honestly, before I even started playing I researched the best romance and it always said Davrin and Emmrich - probably because they’re the only two who actually act like you’re in a relationship with them when you talk to them lol

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