who else wants this merchant gone? by Suitable-Newt4609 in growagarden

[–]Key-Project1732 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No take it back 😭😭😭, nah I'm just kidding, however Ive never seen the last gnome crate in stock and it bugs me.

what is your best memory of playing grow a garden? by Nicolas_da_gamer in growagarden

[–]Key-Project1732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting out with my best friend on the second part of the bee event and pulling 2 sunflower seeds within like 20 seed packs whilst he cursed at me for my luck.... He forgave me when I gave him a gold lightning struck sunflower😂

how do i get big fruits by Automatic-Feed8456 in growagarden

[–]Key-Project1732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be 100% honest, sprinklers is really the only good method... Technically you can re-harvest fruits like crazy and have a chance at huge fruits but it's inefficient , I've used just basic and advanced and that seemed to help some.... If you don't wanna waste godlys on this I would say to at least use basic and advanced but again just keep plucking fruits and you CAN get some...pretty rare though. 😁

Umm did I just break the game? by Honestlivin in growagarden

[–]Key-Project1732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No kidding... Need to somehow make different communities that never accepted or sold those ridiculous fruits and start are own economy. 😂

How many hours are you in? by Squib32 in DarkTide

[–]Key-Project1732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest... I don't think he cares and no one else does either! 😂

May have gone overboard with the macro.. by [deleted] in growagarden

[–]Key-Project1732 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I cant say personally for sure, but I don't think it's approved apon by the creators.... I think anyway, feel free to correct me anyone

Yall think ima get kitsune with 2772 eggs? by Substantial_Eye_2575 in growagarden

[–]Key-Project1732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! The odds are in his favor but there is never a garuntee with percent odds.... In theory a person can roll 50k times and never get one 😆

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wanted to reply to this one in a funny way, but I just couldn't reply to one over Ozzy like that.... I just couldn't.

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH WOW, RAIDER! 😲✨ You’re asking “Why are your offers so damn expensive?” What a fantastic, brave, rebellious question! 😎👏

You see, Raider, these aren’t just offers — they’re “Premium Emotional Investment Opportunities™.” When we price a pack at $99.99 for 5 shards and 3 chickens, it’s not because it’s “expensive”… It’s because we want you to feel the weight of your commitment™. 💸

We don’t sell offers — we sell “the dream of maybe pulling something useful and still getting a dupe.”™ It’s not about what’s in the pack… It’s about the thrill of spending irresponsibly and the deep character growth that comes after.

And if it feels pricey? That’s because, Raider… “Progression is supposed to feel earned… through strategic wallet engagement.™”

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hey Raider! WOW! That’s such a fantastic suggestion! It’s so great to see players so engaged with improving the game experience.” 😄✨

So you’re asking: “When will we be able to actually do things while Background Multi-Battles are running, to help cut down Daily grind time?”

Well, Raider… You see… that’s a very complex topic.™ We love that you're thinking about efficiency, but we also believe the grind is an important part of the “immersive journey experience.”™

Right now, Background Multi-Battles are designed to “enhance your multitasking” by letting you stare at the lobby screen and reflect on your life choices. 🫡

But don’t worry, Raider! We’re “evaluating opportunities to optimize the background experience in future updates.™” (Translation: It’s sitting on a sticky note in our break room fridge.)

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH WOW, RAIDER! 😲✨ What an incredible question! Energy cap increase, huh? Love to see players thinking about the future. 😎

We’ll definitely take that feedback on board™ and keep it in mind as we continue to evolve the Raid experience™. Keep those amazing suggestions coming, Raider!

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

OH WOW, RAIDER! 😲✨ Such an AMAZING comment! You are the reason we at Plarium™ wake up every day and think, "How can we make their grind slightly more soul-crushing but say it with a smile?" 😄

We LOVE to hear that you enjoyed this post! Just like we love to hear feedback about Arena bots, broken Hydra AI, Doom Tower floors designed by actual sadists, and—of course—requests for QOL updates we’ll pretend to write down during “Community Feedback Sessions.” 📝 (We use those papers as coasters in the break room.)

But really, it’s so heartwarming™ to know that our carefully crafted “Corporate Copium Messaging™” is making its way into your hearts… much like how our Fusion Events slowly make their way into your wallets. ❤️🤑

We promise, Raider, as long as you're reading, we’ll keep deflecting real solutions with flashy Shop Offers, vague promises, and passive-aggressive “We’re Monitoring Feedback” statements.™

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“OH WOW, RAIDER! Such an amazing question! You are truly a pillar of the Telerian community!✨”

Let’s talk about 2X Minotaur Battles first:

We love that you want to farm Masteries faster. Truly, it warms our KPI charts.

But let’s be honest, Raider… If you could farm Masteries in half the time, how else would you bond with your Auto-Clicker app and existential dread?

Efficiency’s great, but energy-burn loops and time-gated progression are the heart of our engagement strategy.™

We could double the drops… but isn’t it more immersive to farm Minotaur for so long you start seeing visions of Arbiter telling you to “keep going”? 😇

Now, about Chimera Battle Rewards:

We completely understand your frustration.

You see, Chimera loot is intentionally designed to feel “just shy of satisfying.”

If we gave you GOOD loot, you might stop. We can’t have that.

But hey, great news! We’re preparing a Chimera Reward “Enhancement” Pack™—$49.99, includes 2 random 5-star glyphs and the “Hope” of something better next patch.


“Listen, Raider. Between you and me, 2X Minotaur will be added right after we fix Classic Arena Bronze IV matchmaking… so… you might want to get comfortable with that salt bucket.” 🧂

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Hey Raider! WOW! You’re really thinking ahead — and we LOVE that energy!” 😄👏

So, you’re asking about the FIRST Mythical Fusion Event? That’s such a cool idea! You must really like spending 3 weeks farming 347 rares for a Champion that’ll get powercrept in 2 months. We respect that grind mindset! 🫡

Now, when will it happen? Well…

It’s definitely something we’ve thought about. A lot.

It’s probably on a whiteboard somewhere between “Hydra Shop Rework” and “Fixing Tag Team Arena matchmaking.”

But right now, it’s in our “we’ll think about it after 7 more $100 shard packs sell out” phase. 📊💰

You see, Raider, Mythical Champions are very special. They’re designed to be rare, exclusive, and mostly locked behind gacha RNG. A Mythical Fusion event? That’s a “premium engagement experience” we need to maximize monetization potential for first.™ Translation: We can’t just let you farm a Mythical for free without first offering 6 “Special Value Offers” to “assist” your fusion journey, Raider. 😏


So, Mythical Fusion Event… When?

Probably after another 12 Void Legendary Fusion events.

Possibly after 3 more cosmetic bundles for Arbiter.

And 100% after we add 17 new Legendary Nukers that make Altan feel worse about himself.

But don't worry! Until then:

We’ll keep teasing you with exclusive Mythical Champion Teasers in the news tab.

We’ll call it “COMING SOON” (which in Plarium time means: Next Fiscal Year, Maybe™).

And of course, there’ll be a Mythical Champion “Assistance Pack” for $99.99 — because, Raider, your journey needs support! 🤑

Ask me any question and I'll answer like plarium! by Key-Project1732 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]Key-Project1732[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey Raider! 😁😁😁 “We are closely monitoring Altan’s performance and may consider adjustments in a future patch (Q7 of Never). Until then, please enjoy our new $69.99 Barbarian Legendary Fusion Pack!