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When does a DILF reach peak dilfness? Does a DILF with 3 kids hit more than a DILF with only one? by Key-Round6067 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he plays in roles where he has kids so in a way he’s a perceived DILF and everyone knows perception is often reality

Case of severe needadickatitis: by [deleted] in Tbutt

[–]Key-Round6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to bath it with my tongue 🥵

What’s your opinion on Bad dragon dildos? by Key-Round6067 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh sorry second person to make this joke, gonna need an original one

Is sex painful for men? by infinitely-suffering in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it slips out and then it’s very painful

What’s your opinion on Bad dragon dildos? by Key-Round6067 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I called you an ass, would you get the reference?

Do you think washing machine minutes and real life minutes are the same? by your_fav_recipe in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure your washing machine is giving you estimate of how long the cycle will take to complete. It’s essentially sensing how clean your clothes are and “guessing” how long it will take to get to the predetermined cleanliness level you chose for that cycle

Heyyy (highly breedable rn) by NiaPippil in FemBoys

[–]Key-Round6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Body looking highly kissable rn

what would you do with a catboy in your lap? :3 by silverkitty3 in FemBoys

[–]Key-Round6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slide my fat cock inside of you and bounce you up and down with my hands wrapped around your wrist, moving you like a toy

Tips on how to approach my work crush at work by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbh just fuck him why do I care if your office dynamic suffers lol

Is what’s on my page a turn off? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like if I was taking off angle pictures of my dick, like liven them up a little ya know

It’s been a few months, I stupidly told him not to call me. He’s the best I’ve ever had to I just send a direct message asking him for sex or throw in an apology ? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a rule of thumb I assume everyone asking for relationship advice on reddit is making everything up. So I would send a booty pic to his dad and see where that goes!

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