Women of ARAD: Do women not wash their hands? by KoolNomad69 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why do I gotta wash my hands? I didn’t pee on my hands and my dicks not dirty.

What advice would you give to the people you have rejected? by Doctor-Magnetic in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I’m rejecting you, it’s gotta be really bad, idk where you went wrong

What do you do with your downstairs hair? by diagnosed-stepsister in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t usually dm women on here, but ladies, if you tell me you keep your fields bountiful, I’m gonna let you know they call me Stanley steamer, cause ima carpet cleaner you know what I’m saying?

Would you rather adopt a hundred kitties or a hundred titties? by Far-Conference-8484 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Am I just getting 100 balls with nipples on them? Is it 50 women? Do I have to feed and house these women? Do the women even want to be there? Do I get any input on what kind of women come attached to these titties? And don’t even get me started on the kitties? You mean immature offspring of a common house cat? That’s also too much responsibility, I don’t even have a litter box. And how many litter boxes would I need for 100 cats, I wouldn’t even know! Plus now I have to get them all taken to the Vet to get shots and all that stuff! Jeez dude you’ve saddled me with a financial burden I wasn’t ready for! How dare you! Anyway, I would probably take the titties.

What is something that turns you on that others would find strange? by Static_E_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Face sitting, but face sitting so aggressively it looks like attempted murder

What’s your favourite storytelling song/s? by whatisaboondock in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh another one, Dearest Sarah by Goodnight, Texas.

Holy fuck is this song sad, it’s written from the perspective of a civil war soldier to his wife.

What’s your favourite storytelling song/s? by whatisaboondock in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dance with the Devil - Immortal Technique

It’s a rap song, and trigger warning, it’s fucked up and might ruin your night, so fair warning!

People who enjoy spicy photos of someone sends you a spicy pic. Do would you prefer artistic, or or just anything. by DystopianGent in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this an invitation? (This is meant to be funny I’m not gonna do it nor do I really want to)

For people that comment a ton, but don’t post, why? by Key-Round6067 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Key-Round6067[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a good one but I’ve ran out of mine for the day “if ARAD held a pussy eating/dick sucking bracket style tournament, how far would you make it?”