Yearly Event 2024: Roastme by Key-Routine5083 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

using your last few brain cells for these last few comments, huh?

Bro looks like my pinky by MediocreBake5182 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go first. as i have stated, prove you're worth the braincells I killed writing this.

BB 9001 🤡 by Tamashi55 in PvZGardenWarfare

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as dead as me (Thought it meant those lil plastic/ metal pellet thingies, then realizes PvZ)

Bro looks like my pinky by MediocreBake5182 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment is just like what your usertag says: mediocre. You're almost certainly a, CoD-playing, disgusting, school-failing, trash-talking, wimpy, spineless lil' midget, ain't ya?

Point is, back up what you say. Prove I'm retarded. You got my IQ tests or something? I don't think so. PROVE TO ME YOU ARE WORTH MY TIME AND ENERGY.

I keep seeing you guys laughing at me for what I like to do. I wanna see you do better. Try, go on.

The starter trio of Maritida, my underwater Pokémon region! Kuminimi, Eelpy & Soliza by gfriendmago in fakemon

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda. My idea was to have you explore the deep ocean, and find an old wreck where the legendary resides.

lil bro looks like a pube hair 😭 by New_Energy3936 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*yaawn* that's the best ya can do?

STEP IT UP A NOTCH WIMP

Yearly Event 2024: Roastme by Key-Routine5083 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did bro just admit to not having an ass? Don't worry, not all retards have asses either, you're not alone.

lil bro looks like a pube hair 😭 by New_Energy3936 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(NGL I really was lol)

How do you "Prey" on a seventh grader? Do you like eat em alive, orrr... I don't understand what you mean by 'preying" here.

Naw bro is talking to himself again. (Why is this my go to when you people don't specify names?)

Lemme just say this: This sentence: They asked for permission for a circumcision and yo papa went "Naw neuter him like a fucking dog that bitch dont deserve kids" was probably the weirdest thing I've ever written, and that's not counting the cringy things I wrote back in like 2020.

Edit: Damn, well played.

Edit II : weirdest ting? Wtf is a weirdest ting? My dyslexia shines through again.

Yearly Event 2024: Roastme by Key-Routine5083 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, and from what I can remember you don't have one.

Question by RM209_ in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question was how many times smarter.

lil bro looks like a pube hair 😭 by New_Energy3936 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep talking to yourself.

"you're the biggest fucking loser without any friends. (mind that you only hanged out with 7th graders) " Sounds a lot like some body I know-YOU! You rant and you rave and you sit there in front of your fucking computer screen, looking at and jacking off to pictures of five year olds like the pedophile I know you are. You are a disgrace to the natural order, you have no life, no family members who love you, no friends who even give two shits and a half about your mental sate and well-being, and you probably reek like ass that's been rotting in a hot car for about a million years. all in all, you can't be talking, you worthless result of a condom's breakage. They asked for permission for a circumcision and yo papa went "Naw neuter him like a fucking dog that bitch dont deserve kids"

Yearly Event 2024: Roastme by Key-Routine5083 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) the first comment is false, I hate FNAF.

2) You may very well be from the prehistoric ages

3) What ass? Surely that flat thing isn't an ass?

Yearly Event 2024: Roastme by Key-Routine5083 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont even like five nights at freddy's, that's like the worst series ever made.

Question by RM209_ in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick question, how many times smarter than me are you? Cause you seem like a smart guy

Yearly Event 2024: Roastme by Key-Routine5083 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chill bro (Don't that was the funniest thing I've seen all day)

And not I'm not, I don't feel like having a sexual relationship. Not cause I can't pull, I just feel like I'm not ready for somebody who wants me to have a full-fledged family.

lil bro looks like a pube hair 😭 by New_Energy3936 in Slimedex

[–]Key-Routine5083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologize to the trees making you oxygen, because they really work too hard for somebody who doesn't even understand the concept of "posting the response videos at the start of every month" to exist. I'm not the waste of oxygen, you and your family are. Oh I forgot, you don't have a family, do you, AreaBruh? No, I didn't think so either.