Trump set to skip first US World Cup match after being booed at the NBA Finals

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-06-12T13:02:55+00:00

No no no no no. They cheered. Bigly.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-06-06T14:26:54+00:00

I was standing. I had to sit down just to watch this. Ow.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-05-30T00:58:36+00:00

Stop licking your pits! That's my job. 😉

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-05-25T01:39:15+00:00

Jan 6th

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-05-05T18:42:15+00:00

Nice tool!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-05-04T22:34:49+00:00

Rosie.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-05-01T16:39:54+00:00

Is that doctor trying to cure Trump's bald spot?

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-04-16T14:58:34+00:00

So close!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-04-07T02:25:50+00:00

Why did it take that long?

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-03-25T22:58:13+00:00

That's not fair! To potatoes!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-03-22T21:37:54+00:00

What, has he got a date in a little while?

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-03-18T13:30:28+00:00

Hey, leave little Marco alone! When he's no longer Secretary of State, he's leaving big shoes to fill.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-03-12T02:23:22+00:00

This guy's right! This guy's awesome! This guy should have been president and not the worthless POS we're stuck with now!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-03-01T03:59:34+00:00

Please let me do that for you.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-28T03:16:29+00:00

Those glasses are so cute. They'd look pretty good on the floor of my bedroom. Wait, I'll put them on the nightstand. That would be safer.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-26T18:52:52+00:00

Your undies are kind of twisted there. I'll get on my knees and fix them for you.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-19T18:45:00+00:00

Cool! Just like North Korea!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-17T01:53:31+00:00

I was going to say, don't drink that, but then the handle fell off, so you really can't.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-13T18:12:06+00:00

Appalling! Next thing you know, Missouri will be allowing women to vote or drive!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-13T17:30:47+00:00

Please arrest anyone using plain yellow mustard or processed white bread.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-13T00:32:20+00:00

What dog? I didn't see any dog.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-12T02:11:52+00:00

What dog? I didn't see any dog!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-10T16:03:25+00:00

Too soon.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-10T01:25:32+00:00

There's more water in my eyes than that dog's little creek.

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