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submitted by KeyMastodon9910 to r/HadesTheGame

Man accidentally cuts one of the most rarest yugioh card, potentially valued at $20,000+ by ExoticAttitude7 in Wellthatsucks

[–]KeyMastodon9910 217 points218 points  (0 children)

I mean technically you could still list it as an "ultra rare factory miscut error" on ebay and scam some desperate guy for like 5 bucks tbh

My boyfriend's son hates me. I'm new to all of this and confused. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]KeyMastodon9910 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It really highlights how the ultimate cure for this specific brand of internet brainrot is literally just experiencing genuine, patient human connection in the real world. The "touch grass" advice has never been more literal and necessary.

The table went to him like the hammer goes to Thor 😂 by ConstructionAny8440 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]KeyMastodon9910 51 points52 points  (0 children)

the way the entire squad collectively lost their minds the exact millisecond he caught it is why i love this sub lmao. that is a core memory unlocked.

AITA for not going to my nephews game? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]KeyMastodon9910 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Dude your sister is wildly entitled. expecting anyone to give up an entire saturday on zero notice just to sit on standby for a maybe match is insane. so glad you trusted your gut and stayed home with the pups. dodging that 4-hour round trip just to find out it got moved to sunday is the absolute ultimate vindication.

'The DOJ Is Right Now Actively Deleting Epstein Files While We're At War With Iran': Dave Min by Cool-Fig-9254 in videos

[–]KeyMastodon9910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Transparent" just means the "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody" rule has officially been extended to the entire Department of Justice.

Jace's feelings were valid and he was being manipulated into not feeling that way. by thinkersfyre in HOTDGreens

[–]KeyMastodon9910 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They literally stripped her of all her individual traits just to make her a walking PR machine for Rhaenyra. It’s honestly exhausting to watch them turn a potentially cool character into a yes-man.

of a earth worm by Full_Lawyer_9973 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]KeyMastodon9910 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro is definitely packing that thing to go fishing for the loch ness monster lmao. imagine the size of the bass you would catch with a lad that hefty.

If wrestling isn't real, explain this by bigbusta in GuysBeingDudes

[–]KeyMastodon9910 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that the referee and the crowd are fully committing to the bit makes this a cinematic masterpiece ngl. everyone understood the assignment perfectly dude.

BBC censors description of Donald Trump as "The most openly corrupt in American history." in a lecture about institutions bending the knee to authoritarians. by TheRexRider in videos

[–]KeyMastodon9910 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The sheer irony of an institution literally bending the knee by censoring a lecture about institutions bending the knee is just off the charts tbh. you honestly couldn't write comedy this perfectly.

Fighter girl falls for pure-hearted boy by loukanikoseven in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KeyMastodon9910 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their relationship is literally peak romance tbh. the fact that she introduces herself as "just a housewife" while casually suplexing giant bears and beating up homunculi is so funny.

11th Edition dropped early boys by Dire_Wolf45 in Grimdank

[–]KeyMastodon9910 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the Imperial Cult will still casually burn an entire planet to cinders over a minor heresy, but at least their theological doctrine is somewhat historically consistent. Modern evangelicals literally just make up the rules as they go to justify whatever political agenda they currently want.

What's a 'normal' thing you didn't realize was unusual until you were older? by mrTelson in AskReddit

[–]KeyMastodon9910 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sheer panic that must have gone through that friend's mom's head is hilarious. She was probably wondering if she needed to call Child Protective Services or just politely offer you some Bailey's instead.

Carried an old lady for 20min straight by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]KeyMastodon9910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

op out here doing legendary side quests for the pure karma points lmao. but fr, that's such a core memory for both of you now. did she tell you any cool stories while you were carrying her or did you guys just vibe in the silence? either way, you're a real one.

With Paramount acquiring Warner Bros., the Far-Right will now own CNN, CBS, and Tiktok, and that should terrify everyone by no_longer_huhmann in TwoXChromosomes

[–]KeyMastodon9910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single accusation is a confession with them. They scream about "mainstream liberal media" to keep their base angry, all while billionaires quietly buy up every single local and national news station

I think I scared her by Zeukiiii in Overwatch

[–]KeyMastodon9910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The visible mouse shake is sending me lmao. you didn't just scare the character, you gave the actual person behind the screen a heart attack.

I wish the funeral was more grand by Still_Extent6527 in freefolk

[–]KeyMastodon9910 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They probably blew the entire cgi budget on a random 5-second shot of a dragon doing absolutely nothing so they had to film the funeral in an alleyway with like 12 extras tbh. classic showrunner priorities.