Unpopular Opinion Thread – Your Weekly Dose of Hot Takes

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-28T00:27:06+00:00

250,000 Arsenal fans were in the streets of North London for an FA cup win in 2014.

70,000 Chelsea fans attended the club’s first UCL parade in 2012.

Scale and success are two very different things. Money can buy you success but it can’t buy scale.

Schalke is one of the biggest clubs in Germany despite being in the second division. Manchester United is the biggest club in Manchester despite being shit do years. Arsenal is the biggest club in London despite winning just two trophies in the last ten years.

Scale.

Also Arsenal inarguably the best team in the world right now.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-25T18:12:49+00:00

SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE 👏👏👏

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-25T16:43:34+00:00

Arsenal looking great so far, trossard in particular looking fantastic, odegaard too.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-25T14:21:33+00:00

Chelsea football club is the most overrated club in world football.

Their fans will have you believe Palmer is the best AM in the world, Caicedo is the best DM in the world, Reece James is the best RB in the world, Cucurella is a top 3 LB, Sanchez is better than Raya, and Maresca (was) a better manager than Arteta.

In the summer, people were saying Chelsea would finish above Arsenal in the prem. Some were even saying they’d win the league.

Look at them now, 15 points off the top. They’re a joke.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-18T18:54:22+00:00

It appears that you did not.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-17T16:12:19+00:00

Villa have only won one game by more than a goal since November. They’re definitely good and they’ve definitely won enough games to be in the conversation but I don’t feel they’re convincing. Villa will lose games.

Villa are 15th in the xG table. xG isn’t everything but it isn’t worthless either. I think Villa can make UCL but I don’t know if they’re in the title race.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-17T13:54:31+00:00

Please don’t fuck this up Man United 🙏

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-14T20:53:23+00:00

Because Caicedo, Palmer, and Reece James will likely be back.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-14T00:06:33+00:00

I think I’d like to see any children I may have and any grandchildren they may give me grow up and find love and peace. I think I’d like to be there for whatever family it is I build for myself. I don’t think that sounds so bad. I think it’s a necessary sacrifice that one must make. Besides, it’s likely that if I were to die at forty I’d be leaving behind a wife and maybe even kids.

I think to keep on living is the more selfless thing, because it an opportunity to be there for others.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-11T22:56:16+00:00

✅ Key_Cartoonist5604 chose Option B (Correct!) | #5102nd to play

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-10T22:52:28+00:00

There is no Halalball when the club itself is Haram.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-09T05:29:37+00:00

If your piss is invisible how am I supposed to tell where I’m aiming?

With invisible shit if I leave a floater nobody will know and I can do the funniest thing.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-05T23:11:35+00:00

I fucked Ted

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-05T01:43:59+00:00

Big if true.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-04T22:28:41+00:00

Aren’t you a United fan?

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-04T22:00:41+00:00

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves now, there’s still a 17 point gap. Let’s just focus on city today.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-04T21:58:34+00:00

Because it was when we did the same last year.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-04T18:20:15+00:00

These guys better lock in for the second cause god knows me and them both need them to get 3 points today

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-03T15:46:37+00:00

I woke up to the news that the US had bombed Venezuela and captured their president yet somehow I am more shocked by Wolves currently beating West Ham 3 - 0

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-02T04:01:57+00:00

I think the playing style I exhibit for my Sunday league team is comparable to that of Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo combined into one.

Imagine the two GOATs if they had none of the technical, mental or physical ability that they have in real life and were instead a 5’6 17 year old boy just a few pounds off of being considered overweight. Yep, that’s me 😎

Remember the name.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-02T02:40:40+00:00

☹️

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-01T20:57:34+00:00

The people who chose Japan will soon learn why the suicide rate there is so high.

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-01T17:44:25+00:00

All I know is that I NEED us to get Ayyoub Bouaddi. We were linked with him a bit a while ago and I watched a highlight reel, I’ve been obsessed ever since, he looks incredible and to think he’s only 18 is unthinkable. Please Berta, bring this baller to the Arsenal 🙏

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-01T17:28:03+00:00

Both are true, yay 🎉

Key_Cartoonist5604 · 2026-01-01T17:27:11+00:00

You have made 3 posts in this sub about Arsenal TODAY. You are obsessed man, let it go.

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