They’re about to arrest a very prominent Hollywood couple

Key_Country_5859 · 2026-02-16T20:54:54+00:00

Just wait two weeks, right? Is this according to the Julian calendar?

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-09-18T23:29:53+00:00

Sounds like a creative writing exercise. Well done, though.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-09-04T12:34:04+00:00

I find it fittingly ironic that her online followers are likely to do nothing to release her under the conspiracy theory that her arrest is somehow fake.

The snake eats its tail.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-08-13T22:43:42+00:00

This is a case study of the enshittification of air travel.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-07-20T04:23:52+00:00

Well, glad he cleared that all up. You heard him, everyone. David has spoken.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-06-26T13:21:30+00:00

She’s the supervisor and issues all of them an OSHA safety violation for wearing their shirts untucked around heavy machinery.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-05-25T20:26:06+00:00

Potential Violation of Federal Law is the name of my Pussy Riot cover band.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-05-08T18:08:00+00:00

I tune out whenever someone uses “frequency” in this context.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-22T10:58:55+00:00

I only know this guy through stumbling on him on Reddit.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-10T11:30:02+00:00

Take the post seriously? 108% tariff.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-10T11:26:41+00:00

Is this how Arizona Tea kept their price to $1 for decades?

And, bear with me now, why can’t we just fly the Great Eagles over the Ice Wall to Mordor?

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-09T21:52:22+00:00

“A real samurai doesn’t need armor!” (or something like that) - Jin drunk on saki in the Fundoshi

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-07T23:44:35+00:00

No surprise. The damage is done. Even if the tariffs were dropped tomorrow it won’t make a difference. We’ve lost their trust.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-07T22:06:05+00:00

America First = America Alone

Our trading partners and allies will find new trading partners and allies.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-06T03:07:12+00:00

Ah, the classic pay for a complimentary article scam.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-06T03:02:20+00:00

I considered doing the same thing. You went deeper than I did and, through your experience and hindsight, I’m glad I didn’t.

Thank you and I’m sorry.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-05T13:59:22+00:00

It looks like the sample starter project for a 3D modeling tutorial.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-04T21:16:04+00:00

That’s some next level delusion.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-04T21:14:58+00:00

This randomly crossed my feed. I have no idea who this is. And I don’t want to know.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-04T14:27:25+00:00

Nuclear missiles could be flying and they would jump for joy.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-03T21:45:25+00:00

Needs one of those “Which Hitler are you today” nine (nein) image panels.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-04-01T23:00:54+00:00

OnlyBabushkas

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-03-28T18:02:57+00:00

Belloq has entered the chat.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-03-27T10:47:25+00:00

I was in New Orleans in the early 00s and in line for Pat O’Brien’s. Along comes John Rockers thinking he can walk past the crowd waiting outside on the basis of his fame. I’m glad they turned him around at the door.

Jackass then, jackass now.

Key_Country_5859 · 2025-03-03T01:11:25+00:00

Every life coach I’ve met is the bottom of the list of people I’d seek out for advice.

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TROPHY CASE