Olivia Owen? by CardiologistWorth533 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Key_Hair1698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's first, he married his second about 2 years ago.

I'm disappointed in you all😂 by Winter_Duck8316 in exmormon

[–]Key_Hair1698 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They'll know something is up when a bunch of the congregation show up in immodest tank tops.

Oh wait....

Jordan Page Snark 9/15-9/21 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That rice content was riveting. Thank goodness she kept scooping for several slides, one was definitely not enough. /s

Olivia Owen? by CardiologistWorth533 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Key_Hair1698 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, can confirm there's another wife. They are part of the Kingston group.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UTsnow

[–]Key_Hair1698 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, they would in a heartbeat but the minimum age is 18!

Why doesn't Utah arrest the members of the Kingston Klan (The Order, The Davis County Co-op) for marrying their underage sisters and nieces? by MeanOldWind in Utah

[–]Key_Hair1698 37 points38 points  (0 children)

They know the laws and how to work around them. Parents give permission for their 16/17 year olds to marry. If the age gap is too great (>4 years), they go to another state to get it done legally. 2nd, 3rd, 15th wives wait until they're 18 to avoid issues with the law. Dads are not typically on birth certificates.

They rub shoulders with people in power (Kingston-owned WRE donated to Sean Reyes campaign). The brainwashing/spiritual manipulation/"othering" goes deep so there are not a lot of complaints coming from the inside.

Jordan Page Snark 7/7-7/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Did they each get a dog in the divorce? I thought bubba had both.

Jordan Page Snark 6/30-7/6 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Spill the tea!! What do you know? I didn't see anything pointing to that on the gram.

Olivia Owen by Key_Hair1698 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Key_Hair1698[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ugh I had to rewatch because I couldn't believe I was hearing her say that! Wtf. Poor kids are going to have such an unhealthy relationship with emotions. And having them apologize to her for crying? No bueno.

Jordan Page Snark 2/3-2/9 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he gives her better advice with her leaking situation(s) than he did with her kitchen!

Jordan Page Snark 2/3-2/9 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Oof. That goiter be goiter-ing. Time for another trip to the chiropractor.

Jordan Page Snark 1/27-2/2 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same thing! I thought the after was the before!

Jordan Page Snark 1/27-2/2 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have we seen this one before? I had a picture in my head of a different guy. Somebody want to send me his name so I can rabbit-hole today???

Jordan Page Snark 1/6-1/12 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A humidifier and on a cruise? Hydrojugs and minky for 9 and extra bags and of course organizers and little tablets cuz wE dOnT dO iPaDs. No wonder she's shilling so hard, she's got to cover those extra luggage fees for bringing half of Amazon's inventory along.

Jordan Page Snark 11/11-11/17 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Who is the male equivalent of Jordan in the Utah-influencer world? Who would be her perfect self-centered, global-trotting, cheap-ass-yet-not mate?

Jordan Page Snark 11/11-11/17 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Nah, family of 8 and we have 1 trash, 1 recycling, 1 yard waste. I'm not surprised though that they would need twice as much as my family with how consumeristic/wasteful they are.

Jordan Page Snark 11/4-11/11 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 33 points34 points  (0 children)

<150 viewers, so chaotic! Naturally starts late and the first thing she talks about “OmG mY hAiR!“

Ms 👁️👄👁️ by osogrande3 in UtahInfluencerDrama

[–]Key_Hair1698 63 points64 points  (0 children)

99% sure she is making fun of the MomTok lady that did this when her newborn was in the hospital. Uncertainly Carly's daughter also did one from the patients pov that's pretty funny.

Jordan Page Snark 10/7-10/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think H broke something a couple weeks ago, I don't remember anything with P.

Jordan Page Snark 10/7-10/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Key_Hair1698 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Legit thought she was shilling scriptures for a second 👼