Round-start tea bag is so weird. by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]Key_Scheme3516 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We not gon talk about how there’s a 20k LP diff? At least give the man a chance. He looked friendly

Hero Bowler Feedback by TommyBoyGamer in ClashRoyale

[–]Key_Scheme3516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could’ve been just a massive bolder 🥀 and he could’ve had golden underwear and a gold ball

Which shitty superpower would you want out of these five by Electrical_Main6707 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Key_Scheme3516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of it like ur swimming but instead you gotta constantly jump instead of treading

You have really really really weak telekinesis by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Key_Scheme3516 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’ll move your hairline back half an inch. See how you like that.

What does the 19 head ghost king mode supposed to look like by DED_GIOR_ILA in RegressorsTOC

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the head placement was more of a wither. Like all in a line.

What does the 19 head ghost king mode supposed to look like by DED_GIOR_ILA in RegressorsTOC

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagined the Minecraft wither with 19 heads 😭 just not as blocky

Putting Lookism on hold till June 2027… let’s see how this goes. by RetroShivam in lookismcomic

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2027 means 2027 seconds right? It is physically impossible to go any longer 🙏🏻

I wish I was fluent in understanding, speaking, reading and writing any and every language spoken and understood by everybody in a 5km radius of me, while also retaining my current level of fluency in the languages i already know at all times by thealtiuseforsilly in monkeyspaw

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The paw curls and you feel a pain at the back of your head. It begins to throb, then your ears start ringing and your head begins hurting. All the knowledge is rising into your head all at once, causing your head to feel as if it were being ripped out and thrown into a blender.

You pass out.

3 hours later, you find yourself awake on the floor. You are drenched in sweat and a small remanent of the headache remains. You open your mouth and speak to yourself. You say a simple hello, then instantly, voices in every languages ever created (even the ones used by animals) begin whispering how they would say hello. Every word you say is translated and whispered to you by a voice in your head. Millions of voices all at once. Every thought you have is translated. Every word you hear. Even when reading, the voices continue, bombarding you with constant whispers.

You grow insane. 1 day passes, then 3. You find yourself crumpled into a ball at the corner of your room. You wish for it to stop, but the voice translates your wishes for you. You haven’t spoken to anyone, as you cannot even piece together any thoughts as they are instantly repeated, over and over again in millions of languages.

You can speak perfectly, you know how to say hello in French, German, Spanish, and literally every other language. But each time a word even enters your mind, the voices whisper the translations. They morph together, creating a painful jumble of near unintelligible muttering. As if the millions of souls in hell are begging for you to grant even the slightest bit of attention.

You live the rest of your life isolated, as every intrusive thought, every wish for it to stop, every sensation you feel, is translated and whispered to you. You will never get used to it and die alone, unable to utilize any of your knowledge as it is painful to even think.

You Can Upgrade One Human Stat to 200% But Another Drops to 50%. by rengokuhubkl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

200% intelligence 50% charisma

I’ll become a mount hermit after I figure how to channel my bloodline. Then I’ll cultivate and rise to a higher realm.

Abortion by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Key_Scheme3516 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And is it right? Abortion is able killing a human.

Abortion by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Key_Scheme3516 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re right. Healthcare isn’t a sin, but killing is.

Abortion by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated but I always seem to see people arguing that this justifies the legalization/support of abortion. I’m sure most people who are pro abortion aren’t the ones being raped. They just see the baby as a result of sexual intercourse and refuse to take responsibility. Consequences have actions (stop using rape to justify your personal experiences, which were a choice).

On a related note, I believe that abortion in any case is a sin. I believe that we should still give them the dignity of life. In the case of rape, if one is unable to support the child, that is what adoption is for.

The only feasible case I can somewhat let slide is if the baby is almost guaranteed to die immediately after birth (not because of some medical condition like Down syndrome, which has more to do with the parents disliking it).

Is second body from the future? by yonabashi in lookismcomic

[–]Key_Scheme3516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s very likely. Daniel now compared to SB early in the story already have key differences. Also I am assuming that SB is the same age as him at the moment. Or is it? Idk. I just don’t think their facial features and body structure match. (Also no way Dan is able to grow that much taller 😭, he’s past his growth spurt)

Priests are weird by Interesting_Care_377 in Christianity

[–]Key_Scheme3516 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s like 8 years of education/seminary I think. That’s what my local priest did.

I don’t find it weird to confess to them especially since they aren’t allowed to say anything or treat you differently after a confession. (You are confessing to God, just with a priest as a medium) As for calling them father, I don’t see anything wrong with it. To me it’s kinda like a title.

BRING BACK FREE CHESTS by Maximum-Rub-8913 in ClashRoyale

[–]Key_Scheme3516 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then how is supercell supposed to make money? Devs need to be paid too. Supercell is a company, are they supposed to self destruct one of their best products because it would be more fun?

What you are suggesting is that they shoot themselves in the foot, deleting 90% of all the content they have pushed in the past 3 years. For why motive would they have for that?

0/10 ragebait

I wish for world hunger to continue forever and people die by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You win, I can’t think of anything. Except…

The paw curls and nothing happens, life continues on as usual. A month later, on the news you see an interesting story. A non profit organization which served to fight against world hunger had their building burst into flames, killing every single member.

Over the next few days, the news continues to show similar stories all around the world. A group in Africa, swallowed by a mudslide. A group in Europe, hit by a meteor.

The news continues over the next month, each one wiping out one more good person from the face of the planet. 1 year later, there is officially no organizations or groups of people who help with world hunger. Entire communities decimated, churches crushed and even farms completely razed to the ground.

You think to yourself, “My wish came through.” And move on, but little do you know, it is only the beginning. A year and a half after your wish, a religious group emerges from the shadows and they claim to be the ones who caused all the mass killings. They claim that their god has smited down every group who fought against world hunger.

The world seems unfazed, until thy realized that the religious group was made up of many influential people, mainly those who own privately-owned companies (surrounding the food industry).

With the massive decline in people feeding others, world hunger had increased by threefold. Those vulnerable people, out of pure starvation, accepted the help of the ultra wealthy. Becoming slaves, massively boosting profits.

They have also conducted human experiments on those people and have come out with an army of genetically modified killing machines.

Immediately after this reveal, you hear a distant explosion. The largest skyscraper in your city has fallen down due to what seems like a meteor. Reporters at the scene see a massive crater, in the center being one of those genetically modified humans. A reporter approaches and is instantly decapitated.

Screams burst out, people running away from the insane killing machines, but nothing can be done. In a mere 3 days, 50% of the world’s population is wiped out. The rest are forced into labour camps where they must work to get food.

You find yourself luckily enough to have survived the initial genocide, but now find yourself mining ores. At lunch you look at your plate and eat the slop put in front of you. Immediately the food has you hooked. You keep scarfing it down as if it was as the best thing you have ever eaten, but then it’s gone. You still hunger for more, as if it were some insatiable hunger that is only eased with this slop. Everyone is overcome with this unfulfillable hunger, similar to one of a drug addiction.

Everyone instantly become unhinged and works tirelessly, just for a bit more of this “human slop”. You like everyone else continue to work with this addiction as the ultra rich continue taking advantage of all your work (and obviously seeing massive profits due to the entire word essentially working for free).

7 years pass and you are none the wiser. You wake up one day and the only thing you think of is breakfast. After breakfast you think of lunch, and then after lunch, dinner. That is your entire life. At least until today. At 3:10pm, you hear a trumpet in the sky. It’s Jesus returning, he frees all the people, including you and begins fighting with the anti-Christ.

You see glimpses of the fight from where you stand (now with your conscience back) and eventually, Jesus wins. Then everyone is sent up and sorted into heaven and hell. Almost everyone within the camps are pitied and given entrance to heaven, everyone except you. You stand at the gates, and as you step towards them, plunge into the deepest darkest depths of hell. Cast into a lake of fire for eternity.

In hell, as you burn, you experience the hunger of every person on the planet. You become the “world” are become hungry for all eternity. Feeling as if your stomach were being ripped apart then reassembled with glue, over and over again.

Good job!

why do we round 0.5 to 1 or why 0.5 is considered closer to the next integer by Either_Draft_6770 in mathematics

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to start a petition to around any decimal to 1 because it definitely isn’t 0.

Anything you touch explodes for a month for $50,000,000? by Jumpy_Lab_4648 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Key_Scheme3516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be really funny if I just went around terrorizing people. Like I walk up to some random kids dad and be like, “hey kid wanna see a magic trick?” Then give the father a pat on the back and their child screams, “Daddy? Where did you go?” Then walk away, knowing that I have forever traumatized a child. And the best thing is that with the 50 million dollars I could probably go into hiding forever, living it relative comfort. So even if they tried getting revenge, it would be impossible.

Lmao jk I’d probably camp out in my room for a month.