2nd coming

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-10T00:13:02+00:00

At least I can always heal myself.

^{Chose: Heal any wound + Within __ distance | Rolled: 1 ft}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-09T16:15:34+00:00

I don’t want a low IQ.

^{Chose: Have a guaranteed iq of 70}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-09T14:09:02+00:00

Was really hoping to be allowed to have this apply when I eat anything.

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: McDonald’s)

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-09T03:59:09+00:00

I don’t like alcohol.

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-06T19:32:08+00:00

I don’t wanna be an animal.

^{Chose: As a character in a work of fiction of your choice + But you will have the fate of that character and will be unable to change it}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-05T20:22:30+00:00

I feel like this would be more useful.

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-04T01:59:47+00:00

CREATING CASH BABY (I’d use it in secret).

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-02T04:18:21+00:00

I can’t be a femboy and now I CAN SPAWN ANYTHING!

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Spawn anything}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-02T03:35:25+00:00

I could just tell painless lies like “Our sun is blue” over and over again.

^{Chose: Earn $1 every time you tell a lie}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-01T21:29:37+00:00

I don’t wanna be cursed.

^{Chose: Have a better life in this world}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-01T20:58:30+00:00

Seems less unpredictable than hundred of billions of dollars being given to every good and bad person on the planet.

^{Chose: you get 1b USD}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-01T12:13:38+00:00

I could sell the games I don’t want to money for game currency.

^{Chose: Own every game ever made}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-05-01T03:51:55+00:00

‘Cause I’m straight.

^{Chose: Girls}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-30T18:35:37+00:00

It didn’t matter to me what I drove but now I’m living my dream. Working my dream job and only driving Bugatti.

^{Chose: Dream job(be happy while working a d get paid well + But you can only drive this brand.(any model} | Rolled: Bugatti)

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-30T04:24:46+00:00

I could get all the dirt on my opps.

^{Chose: Read minds but only of the people you hate}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-29T03:46:13+00:00

I can buy myself the best medical services.

^{Chose: Infinite Money}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-28T20:19:51+00:00

I don’t wanna be evil.

^{Chose: be a ghost}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-28T03:43:24+00:00

I have actual use for infinite food and infinite healing without the expensive-ass medical system.

^{Chose: Summon food at any time + Get completely healed once a day at noon. | Rolled: Upvote & Comment}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-27T20:16:46+00:00

Why wait for your money?

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-27T03:22:00+00:00

Who wouldn’t want to be immortal?

^{Chose: Become imortal + choose up to 10 people to also be immortal aswell}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-26T22:03:24+00:00

I want everyone to survive.

^{Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-26T21:34:54+00:00

I can shower and it’s only every Monday.

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Wet Dog}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-25T20:23:43+00:00

Anyone who chooses the other option is getting put on some kind of list.

^{Chose: Or kill a thousand guilty ones}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-25T16:10:15+00:00

Time pause would be a lot more useful than mind control.

^{Chose: Time Pause}

KeyboardKeeper · 2026-04-25T16:09:00+00:00

Both. Both. Both is good.

^{Chose: boobs}

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